Previously...
And then Joey became a psychopath and ripped Bessie's vocal cords out. She never spoke again.
But Bessie decided to get revenge.
Now
Bessie threw Joey off a bridge.
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Bessie went to jail because she killed Joey.
But then she met Carl.
But Carl hated her because she couldn't talk. Bessie was sad.
Carl met another woman.
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Bessie was upset about this so she decided to get a fake voice.
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And a makeover.
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And plastic surgery.
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And Carl and Bessie got married.
But the woman Carl loved before got angry. She planned revenge.
Carl and Bessie had a child named Barl.
Then woman came and kidnapped Barl. And threw him off a bridge.
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Bessie and Carl were angry. So they had another kid, Cessie,who became a super spy agent.
Cessie murdered the lady.
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Barl, the baby who was thrown off the bridge lived! He was raised by fish. He decided to go see his family.
But something happened....
YOU ARE READING
A Long, Complicated Family
HumorWARNING: This is terribly written and just for fun. Don't read if you feel strongly on political statements or are offended easily. This is purely for fun. Enjoy. ☺️
