Dumb Harry Potter Fanfic Moments

The Best Fanfic You Will Ever Read

hi my name is harmony prewett and i live in an orphanage becoz my paretns dird wen i waz a baby. i am 11 years old and i look like im 17 for some goddamn reason. ms housten is the women who looks afte the orpahnaage and she hits me and so do the other kids at the orphanainge becuase i so ugly although i look like a modle. 

harmony there is a man here to c u said ms housten and a man with grey hare comes in and says he is dumbledoor and that he is a wizards and i m a witch and that also i am going to thogwarts 

oh my gsh thats so cool im a witch 

yeah it is says dumbledore and hands me a stick 

what the heck will i do ith this i say 

its a wand says dumbledoor 

i wave it around and magiv happens and dumbeldooe says im very powerful anf that i am a pureblood witch anf a direct dsecendant of slytherin 

i am sorted into slytherin and all the boys have a crush on me becuase im so pretty and then i go out with fred althuogh hes like 5 years olrer then me but then i cheat on him with harry potter becuase hes soo famous and stuff and then i date draco malfoy becuas hes rich and i am a shallow nitwit and then i defeat voldemtort who is apparetnly my father and then i live happily ever after the end. 

Heyyyyyy guys so like omg i know that was like not that good but i promise tht ill totes get better becuase this is like only my 55th fanfiction so im still new at thsi. also im going to say that this was really bad aldough i think it ws one of my bestest worcs yet and that i shud totoally be an writer. comment and vote gyus becuase i wannna be famous and stuff. okayyyyyyyyyyyy byeeeeee

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Real Author's Note: Hi guys. I do hope you liked that atrocity up there. It was actually really fun to write since I could just write bullshit. Just a reminder that this is not intended to hurt anyone but merely for humor purposes. Just for future reference I'll be writing all of my real Author's Notes in bold so you can distinguish the fake ones and the real ones. :)