naruto the neglected

chapter 9

hay guys i finally got the time to type up the next chapter hope you like it and here are the results for the shipping competition it is closed know i'll just ship the others together ok

itanaru = itachi x naruto

shikacho = shikamaru x choji 

utahina = utakata x hinata 

akamaku = akamaru x maku (oc from Neko-uchiha)

leeten = rock lee x ten-ten

konino = konkuro x ino

nejshi = neji x shino

killros = killa bee x roshi

kakairu = kakashi x iruka

sasusaku = sasuke x sakura 

kidei = kiba x deidara (because i'm evil mmwwaa!)

yes i will be including some of the movies like blood prison 

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naru p.o.v 

we just finished sorting the genin out which took a week and half but its finally done then we had the kage sort us out by our strength so we could teach the classes with ease the other akatsuki members have been trying to get in but failed each time its quit funny some have squashed their faces on barrier we do have people watching the borders of the village and we also have people building compounds for the other kage to stay in when they are in our village only really one thing has changed over the past month well actually two but still there the paint forest and people are starting to get closer to others i've become more close to itachi. we've been training the genin alot and i have the second strongest class first, kiya has the strongest i think they might be going through hell right know from all the noise coming from their training ground or she is being lazy and letting them party i personally think its the second one but still i can't tell from were i'm standing. 

kiya p.o.v 

i think they've done enough training for today "ok guys you can party trainings over enjoy yourself for the rest of the day" they nodded and started to have a party me being the lazy person i am is planning my next prank on minato "hey naruto you finished training your lot" "yeah kiya but why is your lot having a party?" "they finished training so i let them have a party" he nodded and looked at the newest prank i'm planning and snickered "thats a perfect plan kiya" "i know we will probably end up in jail one day from our pranks you know that right?" "yeah i do lets hope not after this prank because from the looks of it we might end up in jail after this one" he points to the massive exploding paint bomb "yep thats most likely gonna do it we should probably get some help with this, we should ask obito and deidara because this needs an sharingun and deidara's exploding clay" "your right lets go ask them" i got up and me and naruto started running to where the akatsuki members have their house we got there in a matter of seconds we already know they aren't allowed outside unless someone needs to talk to them and you have to be a high ranking shinobi for that we got to the anbu barrier and were stopped "who are you and why are you here you have to be anbu or higher to enter" we sighed "i'm kiya uzamaki-namikaze-uchiha also known as the black cat in the anbu rank anbu captain" i said they seemed surprised and didn't believe me "fine don't believe me then how do i have this mask?" i said pulling out my anbu mask and putting it on they seemed to recognise me after that they turned to naruto who they immediately knew i huffed in annoyance and pulled naruto thorough the barrier and to the akatsuki house i knock on the door that was answered by a surprised obito "get deidara we want to talk to you both" i said he nodded still surprised while he was doing that we explained to the anbu what we were doing they had probably guessed why the village pranksters were here. obito came back with deidara and we started to talk with them "ok so your going to be pulling off a big ass prank on the five kage and you got the anbu stationed here to help you pull it of and you need our help with this? you know this could get you a 10 year sentence to jail, right?" obito summed up "yeah we know but it is soo wreath it it will take them 20 to clean up and even longer to get mentally stable again" we burst out laughing and they agreed to help since there is not much else they can do we got some anbu to get others to help then come back with them this will probably take a month to get done lets just hope they don't get suspicious of anything we had blood clones go off and continue what we normally would be doing while we stayed here to plan the prank i had the anbu go out and get everything we need "hey kiya is this going to be a long prank or one that explodes in your face?" deidara asked "both the after effects will take some time to clean up but the prank will have a massive explosion that lasts about 1 minute" he nodded and went of to try and make the perfect bomb. ok the plan is to slowly replace the floor in the hokage tower with clay bombs filled with paint at night then make them explode when they are in there and it will also change their outfits to stripper outfits scaring them mentally there will also be cameras but the explosion will cover the whole village those involved will be in a bunker safely away from the paint it will also blow up some building around the hokage tower but not kill anyone. perfect plan i know right know its night time and were just finishing off the floor the plan happens not tomorrow but the day after the bunker is already made everyone knows to blame me and naruto when they ask who planned it and we already have and escape route the kage just started getting suspicious yesterday when they caught my blood clone with alot of paint.

two days later  

minato p.o.v

somethings up most of my anbu have disappeared today for some reason or another i'll ask them when they get back but if its for a prank kiya and naruto are doing i'm gonna be pissed but kiya and naruto are right next to me smirking about something we are about to have a and i need to know what is going on with these two  before something bad happens and the meeting is in 5 minutes! "you called minato/dad" they said together "don't you have a meeting in five minutes?" kiya asked "i need to talk with you two after the meeting" i said and went to the meeting room and saw everyone standing around a white box in the middle of the room i crouched down and poked the box with my finger "why the hell is this here?" i asked they all shrugged then it came to me "have you guys seen kiya or naruto acting strange" i asked "i have i saw kiya with alot of paint 3 days ago" said the kazakage "do you know what this village calls them?" i asked they all shoke their heads "kiya is called a demon and i don't blame them she is monster like" A said i shoke my head "the village calls them the demon pranksters, the paint war was caused by kiya pranking me. my office was destroyed by naruto and one office pranks. i think this little white box is apart of a prank their doing" i said poking it again their eyes widen and so do mine the box is ticking "its ticking is someone trying to blow us up?!" i shouted kiya and naruto came in and their smirks grew "this is your doing?!" i shouted the other kage looked at the two they started counting down 

kiya "10"

naruto "9"

kiya "8"

naruto "7"

kiya "6"

naruto "5"

kiya "4" 

naruto "3"

kiya "2" 

naruto "1"

naruto/kiya "bom"

as soon as they said that last word the building exploded in a very colourful way none got hurt but the village is know rainbow and some houses are gone i looked down and saw i was wearing a stripper outfit and so were the other i am now mentally scared for life because all the others are wearing the same as me. "we have to kind the real kiya and naruto" i said after everyone changed back they nodded and we teleported to an old bunker from the 2 shinobi war we heard laughing inside and foot steps coming out the first two were kiya and naruto who paled when they saw us the rest did the same "who planned this?" we said everyone pointed and kiya and naruto who grew paler and bolted of into different directions "riekage after naruto i'll go after kiya you three deal with this lot" they nodded and i went after kiya i saw her and went faster i elbowed her in the back and she fell to the ground i pinned her and tied her upland started dragging her back i saw the riekage doing the same with naruto they both smirked and poofed away we grew a tick mark and ran after them again.