luke: fuck off, mikey.
michael: shouldn't you be worrying about fucking ashton instead? *smirks*
luke: ...
luke: cALUM
ashton
-unlikeable : i love you, can you and lucifer adopt me?
1-800-LASHTON : can you [and luke] adopt me?
ashton: why not? luke's secretly a sweetheart as hard as he tries to keep the bad boy act a thing, so i'm sure he won't mind.
*whispers* although, let's not call him lucifer or he might change his mind.
sailorlrh : did you always have a feeling cal liked michael or did you never notice?
ashton: i mean, he did seem to always talk about him, and i'd catch him staring at him for too long to classified as a "glare", but never did i think he'd have a thing for michael.
guess i was very, very wrong.
1-800-LASHTON : you know im really in the mood to cuddle and like kiss your cheek a lot but i dont have a dick smh
also you and luke are really cute
also, ria's mean
ashton: i mean, you- you don't necessarily have to have a penis to cuddle me. although, luke wouldn't be very happy with the kissing on the cheek. *whispers* perhaps, when he's not looking.
also, thank you! and second also, who's ria?
ria: *comes out of nowhere* eXcuSe yOu without me, you and luke wouldn't even be a thing right now, i am the supreme god of your alternative universe, so be grateful.
ashton: u-um, okay?
michael
CarlyEspinoza : who tops???
michael: me obviously
calum: *laughs hysterically in the background*
-unlikeable : pizza or frickle frackle with calum?
michael: both???
sailorlrh : how many times do you and calum frickle frackle because you two seem like the kind of couple that fuck all the time ngl
michael: oh, me and calum fuck all the time. and like, you'd think that i start it, but calum is horny like 99.9% of the time.
calum: i hate you so much, oh my god.
michael: *whispers* that's code for "we're gonna have angry sex later"
1-800-LASHTON : dYE YOUR HAIR RAINBOW
michael: rainbow isn't going to make people take me seriously, though. but do you know what would?
calum: hoe dont do it
michael: black.
calum: oHMYGOD MICHAEL YOURE NOT DYING YOUR HAIR BLACK
michael: oH COME ON
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THE THUNDERBIRDS: LASHTON
Fanfictionluke is the leader of the bad boys at school, aka the thunderbirds, and has a reputation to uphold. but it's hard to do that when there's a certain cute nerdy boy standing in the way. [set in the 50s] [lowercase intended] © 1940sluke | 2016
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