Geraldina was having a problem. She was having quite a large problem. See, she was not a "she" at all. Geraldina was, in fact, Gerard. But only his brother knew this. And, apparently, now, his parents, which is why he was currently going to his best friend Ray's house, with all his belongings. The first day Gerard went to school without a dress was the first day after he was kicked out of the house. He introduced himself as the new kid, and was hit on all day. His new appearance scored him a kiss from the most popular gay guy, Pete Wentz. But there was no way Gerard would date Pete, because he was aware that his his brother was head-over-heels for the Queer Emo King. Gerard also made friends with the other new kid, Frankie, who he learned was genderfluid. Frankie invited Gerard to their house for a project, and while Frankie was on their bed, Gerard kissed them. Then they fell in love and got married. Mikey and Pete ended up together, too. It was a happy life and a peaceful death...
Gerardo the worm awoke from his long slumber, the dream he had returning to him.
"OH BARNACLES!" Barnacles indeed. For Gerardo the worm was in love with Franklin the centipede, who could never love him back, for the Clave said that their love was forbidden. Gerardo's cockroach brother, Mitchell, had found a spouse in another cockroach, Porter, and Gerardo feared he would never find love...
*A few days later...*
It was a dark and musty evening, and Gerardo was twisted into his own mushy pink figure, sobbing. His mother had been eaten by Beb, one of the blue birds that lived (illegally) on Ray the Tree. He heard the faint rustling of insect legs, and looked up quickly, only to find himself staring into the beautiful eyes of Franklin.
"F-Franklin!" Gerardo blushed and eerie purple tint. "Uh, hi..."
"Hello Gerardo", Franklin said in all seriousness, "There is something I need to talk to you about." Gerardo followed Franklin into the depths of the woods.
"What is it Franklin?" Franklin took a deep breath.
"I am in love with you, and I know it's selfish and naive, and stupid of me to think you'd feel the sa-" Franklin was cut off with squishy texture of Gerardo's gelatin worm lips on top of his.
*Years Later*
"Then Franklin and Gerardo got married", Gerardo smiled at his withering centi-husband, "Had many centi-wormlings", he smiled at their children, "and lived happily ever after. The end."
The audience of the woods clapped and cheered, and then a human foot stepped down and squished them all.
