Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT *Breaks down the door*
Taurus: SHIT MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU
Leo: *Screams while ling face down in a bed*
Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I WS WEARING SHOES
Libra: Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *Rips door off hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *Hits door* STOP
Capricorn: *Bites their fist* No I'm fine I swear, it's totally not broken
Aquarius: THAT DOO LR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
Pisces: WHY ME
