Last night you dreamed that Michelle Obama came to your house and stole all your junk food. So you followed her to see what she did with it and you saw her eating it all super fast, and you screamed "I KNEW IT," and took lots of photos and said you were going to post them everywhere, and then she turned into the hulk, and crushed your phone, and went on a rampage. Until Barack showed up, and insulted her, and she cried and went back to normal, and gave you carrots and left.
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Fake Dreams
HumorI have ADHD, and when I get bored I like to make fake dreams, so here are a few of them. Instead of chapters they are simply labeled dream and then a number. The grammar is not perfect at all.
