Impossibly Improbable Interference

Prologue

There are many different things you should know about the universe before you go mucking about in hyperspace in search of adventure or perhaps tightly packed crew members. Firstly, always know where your towel is. To be fair, this highly depends on your situation. If you're running from Volgs on a copy of your home planet in nothing but your night jammies, always have your fluffy companion equipped. However if you're running through and enemy ship you plan on overthrowing with two idiots you plan on murdering, who cares about hygenical bathroom decencies. Secondly, you should never travel alone. You may get lucky and hitch hike on an unknown stolen ship with your best mate who isn't even a man, some nonsensical alien from the plant of Beetlejuice. Or, if you're not so lucky, the enemy ship you stole full of dead people gets blown to bits with the torpedo's your frozen crew members were once in. The probability of that happening in more than one universe is next to nothing. Thirdly, do your best to trust people. This may be hard due to the fact your entire life you were taught strangers were no good. But if you're going to travel across the galaxy what choice do you have? Fourthly, if you fall in love make sure it's with some nice girl you met in a pub, not a space terrorist. Though the universe isn't one to judge. Fifthly, if that's even a real word, always expect the unexpected. You never know if you're going to be picked up by a ship from a completely different universe after yours is shot down by a Federation vessel. Sixthly, or rather lastly since it can be said with one hundred percent certainty that that word doesn't exist, make sure you always have your copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.