There once was a Magical Lobster named Rock, And a Turtle named, well Turtle.
They lived in a little roomy cave they called, the babooshka. There cave is in a Magical candy Desert. With Cactus made of fluffy cotton candy. There are also Big scary monsters made of lava and other scary stuffs. They try to avoid those. Then one of those scary monsters barged in the cave and gave them poisonous candy. Rock wasn’t very happy about that. So he threw it and hit the monster in the Jimmies. The monster turned and roared. The roar sounded like angry kittens, ready for their mothers milk. It started to run. But then before it could reach them Rock Spinning back fisted him once more in the Jim Jims. The monster fell to the ground. Turtle was very upset that he was awoken from his slumber. He waddled over to the monster and then he climbed on its back and started to angrily eat small tomatoes. Once he was done, He didn’t clean up the juices. Soon later they tied the monster to a large rock. They were going to drop him into the rainbow lake. It was starting to rain and storm. Lightning was flashing and striking. Rock used his powers to cut the rope. He fell into the water with a splash. It was only minutes later when they heard a loud crack of lighting. The rainbow lake was on fire. The monster’s body gave off a horrible smell. Rock knew this smell. It was quite familiar. This was the scent given off when the monsters are threatened. It will reach its habitat within the next 12 hours. Rock and turtle would have to leave their home. They would have to move far away. They would have to leave their loving home babooshka. Then they found a new home inside of the magical forest then a unicorn jumped out of the trees and stabbed rock in the heart and then santa came out of the trees and used his magical powers and stuffs and brought Rock back to life. The rock spinning back fisted santa out of pure amusement. Then Turtle started to violently laugh as Abradolf Lincler(Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler mix) came out of the woods and started to drop kick santa. Santa was all like Ho Ho Ho as he pulled out a Mac 11 and started droppin’ bitches. Then all his little elfs came out of the bushes with little daggers and ran straight at Abradolf. But then Abradolf ripped out duel Death Machines and started to plow down elfs by the dozen. Then the ground trembled as a big ass robot came outta da hood with bigass rockets and guns. Then Rock and turtle ran out of the woods but then “BOOM” Turtle got shot. His shell reflected the shot, but it was worse than he thought. Not only was his shell cracked but Rock was shot in the chest. Santa couldn’t do anything because Abradolf done shot his shit up. Then they looked back as Abradolf Lincler completely kicks the towering robot in half. Then he came to Rock and touched his wound. The it was magically healed. Probably because he sucked out his enemy’s souls and gained santa’s healing powers. Then he said “Hop on” and Rock and Turtle hopped on his back and he started to fly. They flew over their past home Babooshka. Abradolf shoots a big ass lazer out of his eyes and all the monsters turn red then they just exploded. They landed right above the cave home. Abradolf said “Whistle the tune of the warrior, And I will come to your assistance” Then he touched both Turtle and Rock, Turtle then grew longer legs and sharp ass teeth and a snout. He was now a Roboraptor, One badass bitch. He had these big ass mechanical claws and little Iron spikes on his back. Then Rock started to grow little by little his nice pristine outer shell was a big ass piece of metal. His already sharp claws turned bigger and sharper. He grew a giant tail, the one of a Scorpion. The tail could shoot poison. Their team would now be called “Iron Scorpio And Roboraptor. They were a badass duo of unstoppable awesomeness. They were going to head back towards the Babooshka to take down the rest of the monsters. When they got back to see that their home was trashed and ruined. Rock and Robo were going to seek revenge on these pitiful little shits they previously called monsters. They were going to go to the deathly spooky scary valley of darkness to find the king of the monsters. Robo hasn’t learned to control his new body, but he thought hard enough and the “PFFT” his robotic spines grew into wings. They flew off in a search for vengeance.
I love my stories a lot tbh
