You: I wanna smother jelly beans on yo naked body
You: and then add glitter
You: and unicorns
You: that's be HAWT
Phil: Dan?!
Phil: it's 3AM!!
Me: SHUSH!!!
Phil: are you drunk?
Me: LEMME SOEAK!
Me: Phil. I'm gay
Phil: I know...
Phil: We kissed...
Me: You don't understand! I like it up the booty and Katie can't give me that!
Me: I PUKE RAINBOWS AND SHE DOESN'T!!
Me: but if she was a lesbian O-O
Me: Oh my god her and Emma Watson
Phil: You're definitely drunk
Me: Phul
Me: you poop rainbows
Phil: do I now?
Me: Yes. Otherwise you wouldn't have kisssssssssasssssssssssssed me
Phil: hmmm....
Me: IM BAVK IN NARNIA!!!!
Phil: so you're home?
Me: if as in home you mean the Danpartment then YAAAAAAS BISH
Phil: you're gonna regret this in the morning!
Me: No I won't! I love being a fool infront of uuuuuuuuuuuu
Me: u don't judge meh
Phil: I know I don't
Me: I'm gonna goooo too dream land!!! I have a date with AmazingPhil where we will be smothered in pancakes!!
Phil: you go do that
Me: LUUUUUUUUV YUUUUUUU
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I'm Not A Stalker 《Phan》
FanfictionThis is the first phanfic of my 'Stalker Series' - 1st phanfic : I'm Not A Stalker (completed) 2nd phanfic: Be My Stalker (completed) 3rd phanfic: I'm Your Stalker (completed) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dan Howell is a young teenager, he has many thoughts...
