The Blacksmack Down (book 2) - Fredrick works over time (Old)

Chapter 5 Gurgalstine's

Chapter 5 Gurgalstine's

It was early in the morning and Killer just woke up and went to the dinning room and Waky Pants had 3 cakes in front of her.

"TO MY BELLY DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN" Waky Pants sang has she ate all 3 cakes in a blink of an eye.

"Wow" Killer said in shock.

"RETANIEA, ANOTHER ROUND" Waky Pants said.

"You already had 50 cakes" Jane said.

"Don't start, please, we had enough of the bickering" Jack said.

"I DO WHAT I WANT" Waky Pants said eating 5 more cakes.

"Dang, where were you when there was that cake eating contest at the winter festival" Killer said.

"Eating cake" Waky Pants said.

"Thought so" Kloud said.

Waky Pants put down her fork and stood up "I fell a disturbancs in the Schwartz" She said.

"Schwartz?" Jane asked.

"Yeah, it's a really cool power I learned from a movie called SpaceBalls" Waky Pants replied.

"Awesome, I saw that movie too" Jena said.

"Is there anything you haven't seen?" Kloud asked.

"Birth" Jena replied.

"WE NEED TO DIMENSION JUMP" Waky Pants said.

"Why do we need to dimension jump?" Killer asked.

"Because, like I said I fell a disturbancs in the Schwartz" Waky Pants said.

"Okay, where do we need to dimension jump" Killer asked.

"Somewhere, Just let me do the dimension jumping" Waky Pants said.

"But why do you need us?" Killer asked.

"Because I have no idea what the disturbancs is" Waky Pants said.

" Alright fine" Killer said running to the roof.

Waky Pants followed.

"Alright, how can you dimension jump using me?" Killer asked.

"I have my ways" Waky Pants said.

Waky Pants grapped Killer's arms and clapped his hands, the castle went throgh the dimension portal and they ended up in a dimension full of thunder and lighting the walls were blue and the ground looked like water.

"Cool looking place here" Kloud said.

"It's not meant to look like this" Waky Pants said.

"What?" Kloud said.

"A evil creature is here" Waky Pants said.

"What kind of evil creature?" Killer asked.

"A evil creature of evilness" Waky Pants said.

"I knew you would come dimension princess" A male voice said.

"Who goes there" Waky Pants said.

"I am Gurgalstine the 12th. Me and my twin sister Gurgalstine the 12th and 1/2 are the reason you're here" Gurgalstine the 12th said.

"So you and you're twin sister are the evil creatures that hate cake?" Waky Pants said.

"What? No? We don't hate cake" Gulgalstine the 12th and 1/2 said.

"But all evil creatures hate cake" Waky Pants said.

"No, who told you that" Gurgalstine the 12th said.

"Retaniea" Waky Pants said.

"You're demon told you" Gurgalstine the 12th said.

"She's a good demon" Waky Pants said.

"Well whatever. We have a plan to kill you" Gurgalstine the 12th and 1/2 said.

"But I can't. I made a deal with a demon now I can't die" Waky Pants said.

"Yeah but we have a type of salt that demon's can't get past" Gurgalstine the 12th said.

"Where did you get the salt" Retaniea said.

"Well, how do you in intend to get me over there" Waky Pants said.

"We put the salt around the castle so you're maid can't get out" Gurgalstine the 12th said.

"That's smart" Killer said.

"I can handle this" Waky Pants said.

Waky Pants pulled out a shovel and went flying at Gurgalstine The 12th.

Waky Pants missed (sadly) and Gurgalstine the 12th and 1/2 smacked Waky Pants and she went flying.

"Okay that hurt" Waky Pants said laying on the ground.

"You are nothing without you're maid" Gurgalstine the 12th said.

"Well, that's what you think" Waky Pants said still laying on the ground.

"What do you mean?" Gurgalstine the 12th and 1/2 said.

"OH BACON" Waky Pants said.

Then a giant pig with little bird wings came out of Waky Pants's shovel (Just picture Ganon from Legend Of Zelda Twiilight Princess with little bird wings).

"What is that thing?" Kloud asked.

"Thats Bacon" Waky Pants said.

"What, are we ment to be scared of a giant pig" Both Gurgalstine's said.

"Yeah" Waky Pants said getting off the ground.

"It's just a pig" Gurgalstine the 12th said.

"Bacon, these people have cookies!" Waky Pants said with joy.

Bacon shot fire out of his mouth and hit Gurgalstine the 12th.

"Okay, that hurt more then I thought" Gurgalstine the 12th said.

"Now I have a winning chance" Waky Pants said mounting Bacon.

"Bacon, they took away all my cookies and Retaniea make them dead" Waky Pants said.

Bacon started to fly slowly.

"Oh no a giant flying pig I'm so scared" Gurgalstine the 12th and 1/2 said with sarcasm.

Bacon landed on Gurgalstine the 12th and 1/2.

"GET THIS THING OFF ME" Gurgalstine the 12th and 1/2 said.

Gurgalstine the 12th got up and smacked Waky Pants.

"What happens if I remove the salt?" Jena asked.

"Retaniea would murder the Gurgalstine twins" Fredrick said.

"Would that be a good thing?" Killer asked.

"No my mistress said she can handle this" Retaniea said.

"Bacon, the bad man hit me" Waky Pants said.

Bacon ate Gurgalstine the 12th.

"He'll be fine... maybe" Waky Pants said.

"Let my brother go you over sized pig" Gurgalstine the 12th and 1/2 said.

Bacon puked up Gurgalstine the 12th and some how Gurgalstine the 12th and 1/2 got out from under Bacon.

"We're done here, we'll have some others deal with you" Gurgalstine the 12th said.

                                                TO BE CONTINUED

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