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Me: Satan is that you?
"Satan": Of course it isn't! It's just me, Brendon Urie. Who else would it be?
Me: Ummmmm.......Pete Wentz.
Brendon: Bitch, go to heaven!
Me: *falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brendon: Nope it's too late, I already called up Elton John.
Me: Well at least we'll save rock and roll.

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