Twitter Dms (Calum Hood)

Chapter Two

'@calumsturtle: I went to a birthday party I wasn't invited to and looked better than the birthday girl👸🏼'
'5:50 pm'

'@calumsturtle: lmao jk she looked way hotter than me AHAHAHAHA'
'5:50 pm'

'@calumsturtle: fuckin balls'
'5:53 pm'

'@calumsturtle: why can't I get a boyfriend yeah that'd be nice'
'5:56 pm'

'@calumsturtle: oh and some beer'
'5:57 pm'

'@calumsturtle: why do you guys even like my tweets omg'
'6:00 pm'

'@calumsturtle: why is it so hard for people to notice me *cough* @Calum5sos *cough*'
'6:02 pm'

'@Calum5sos: patience babygirl'
'6:05 pm'

'@calumsturtle: OCKEKFORKEN DONT HIT ME WITH THE SUBTWEET SHIT'
'6:05 pm'
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holy fuck this is fun to write.

do you guys like this story as much as I like writing it?

Anyways hope you have a good day, ily bye.