You, Me, and Our Dysfunctional Brother - On Break

Chapter One: Into The Abyss

Boom.

Crash.

Meow.

Deez Nutz.

These may or may not have been some of the noises the two oldest Archangels heard. It was usually fairly quiet inside this literal hell-hole, except of course for when Lucifer would torture the oldest Archangel. Fun. Michael sat in the corner, his knees brought up close to his chest. He narrowed his eyes, trying to get a glimpse at the new figure standing there. Lucifer, on the other hand, didn't budge. 

"Michael, would you /please/ stop being so incredibly annoying and loud?" Lucifer groaned, banging his head against the bars, "I swear to father, if you do-"

"Lucifer, shut up.I'm not even the one who made the noises." Michael huffed, sticking his tongue out. Lucifer turned around, sticking his tongue out at his brother, his forked tongue being visible. Michael shuddered, Chuck how he hated Lucifer's forked tongue, and Lucifer knew it too. It's as if the two Archangels had disregarded the third being in the room. 

Michael snapped, "You stick that tongue back in your mouth right now, or I swear I'm gonna-" 

"Or you're gonna what!?" Lucifer cut him off, waving his tongue around even more. At one point he even made the sides go in opposite directions. One side up. One side down. Lovely. He grinned as Michael narrowed his eyes and jumped to his feet, "I'm going to kill you! I should've done this while we were on earth!" He growled. 

Lucifer swung his hips around, tongue still out, "Well, you didn't! Boohoo, princess! Ha-ha! Nah-nah-nah-nah." He began chanting. As you can tell, this Archangel was the most mature out of all the Archangels created by God. 

"Father, have mercy on me." Michael groaned, facepalming, "You are absolutely insane!"

Lucifer scoffed, putting his hand over his heart, "I'm the insane one!? You're the one who sat in the corner, singing show tunes, and touching yourself!" He accused his brother.

"W-what!?" Michael stuttered, "I did not do th-" 

Suddenly, the oldest Archangel was cut off by the other figure who had entered the cage, they forgot about him. I bet you did too, so it's okay. 

"He what!?" The voice asked, suddenly breaking between the two brothers' bickering. 

The two fighting Archangels turned, their eyes widening.

"Gabriel!?"

[I bet you didn't see that coming ;) don't think I'm abandoning my other fanfiction! This is just the fanfiction I'm going to be doing from my tablet :) ]