Logic Doesn't Apply

Chapter 1

Welcome to Dimension V-913, every dimension Is something almost the same except for one tiny thing, one dimension could be when you ate cereal for breakfast, then there's a parallel dimension where you ate a muffin for breakfeast.

Anyways, in Dimension V-913 the whole big thing that makes it different from ours is logic, logic doesn't make sense in V-913 (Example: you could be walking in the streets holding a full cup of coffee upside down without spilling the cup while Obama makes a peace treaty with the fish aliens)
of course SOME logic in V-913 has to stay the same always, we call this Core Logic. Core Logic keeps the world in balance (Examples: your DNA, your personality, the past, the future, and etc.)
Now that we have explained how V-913 works we can explain the people on it. The people on V-913 can be anything (human, humanoid cockroach, Aliens, Homer Simpson, Dragons, Bill Murray's Lawyers daughter that has a second head....etc.)
Now
Now
Now.
Shall I tell the story of the book your reading now?

Daniel Is a normal human like me and you. Daniel wakes up every morning, goes to work, then goes home and to bed.
He lives in the town of Allenville, which is located right on the border where Texas meets Canada (Remember Logic doesn't apply)
Allenville is a considerably good city, once you get the fact that super villains and sinister zombie aliens are on the rise then everything should be ok...for the most part.
Daniel walked out of his house and down the street happily as the mail man delivered the mail on his unicycle. "Good morning good sir" Daniel smiled at the Mail man
"hello there Daniel,"He smiled" where are you going off to?" he continued as he did a back flip on his Unicycle.
"I'm on a date" Daniel smiled as he adjusted his tie.
"oh really? with who?" The Mail Man asked
"Your sister Lucy of course" Daniel said with a wide smile as he walked off
"oh yeah..."The Mail Man mumbled and continued delivering.

Daniel walked along the zigzag sidewalk through uptown Allenville. Daniel stopped at a local flower stand and bought some lovely thorn bushes to give to Lucy. He continued his journey until he finally reached Luigi's Italian Restaurant.
Daniel has been waiting for this day for a week now...how he dreamed about Lucy and her beautiful ocean blue eyes and her perfect to die for personality.

"ok, You can do this Daniel, you can do this," Daniel said to himself before he entered Luigi's. He looked around left and right, couples and families dining in the dim lighted rooms of the restaurant. Daniel made his way towards Lucy, She looked beautiful with those ocean blue eyes and her long blonde hair went well with the shiny red dress she was wearing.

Daniel sat across from her "Hello, Lucy," he slightly blushed. " hello Daniel," Lucy said in her horrifying demonic dragon disordered voice of raging destruction. Daniel smiled " your voice is music to my ears". Lucy blushed madly, "i'm so happy you asked me to dinner," She smiled.

The waiter came by in his fancy get up to there table "what would the lady like to eat?" he asked. "hmm...Spaghetti," Lucy said. The waiter was surprised by her horrifying demonic dragon disordered voice of raging destruction.
"and the gentle man would like? "The waiter asked.
"I'll have the same as her?" Daniel smiled.
The Waiter nodded and left the odd couple.

Daniel looked at Lucy,
Lucy looked backed,
Daniel knew what he wanted to say to her, but he didn't know if he should say it now.
but screw it, Daniel wanted to say it.
"Lucy, I lov-"
CRASH! BOOM! ONTEMONTAPEIDA!
Before Daniel could finish his sentence, a giant robotic tentacle arm claw came smashing through the ceiling and snatched on to Lucy

"Ahh!" Lucy screamed for help.
"Lucy!"Daniel tried holding on to her, but he was to slow.
"Daniel! Save me!" were the last words she said as the giant tentacle claw arm thing pulled her away through the ceiling.
The arm and Lucy retracted into a giant warship aircraft.

Daniel stood up in the table as cieling debree fell upwards, He knew what he had to do now...He knew he had to save Lucy.