Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)

9 months later

"Oml trump me water is broken"

*at le hospital, after the birthing*
"Imma name it Damn Daniel Trump" Shrek said. They were born with white vans. They r non-binary. "Damn Daniel, damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans" Trump said. "Trump stfu, I'm trying to cheat on u with John Cena"
To b continued...