*At a restaurant*
Waiter: Would you like a table?
You: No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please.
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*At a restaurant*
Waiter: Would you like a table?
You: No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please.
