Don't be racist!
Be like Mario.
He's an Italian plumber,
Created by Japanese people,
Who speaks English
And looks like a Mexican.
... Jumps like a black man
And grabs coins like a Jew.
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Be like Mario
Don't be racist!
Be like Mario.
He's an Italian plumber,
Created by Japanese people,
Who speaks English
And looks like a Mexican.
... Jumps like a black man
And grabs coins like a Jew.