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CHAPTER 2

" MICROPHONE CHECK ONE... TWO "

* Pulling into the" I- HOP" pancake house, now as if Batman chasing Robin. Both ladies, get out of their vehicles, after checking postures of course. Now, as they approach the doorway, KATHY looks up into the sky. Abruptly, labeling the sunshine and clear skies to invade her spirit unto conclusion for her day's work ahead. *

Kathy speaks, "Girl, this place is just right El' Cheapo."

Laughing at her, Carroll replies, "Open the door stupid!" Look let's sit over here by the window. Yeah, so we can at least see the first pick out of the litter. Afterward, both ladies fit their bodies in comfort within a nearby booth.

Carroll, about two months ago! Listen, my mother and I came here to eat. I think or was it another... Anyway, look? This old smooth hair piece-wearing guy came over and offered to buy us breakfast. My mom told him, "If he's nice, she might even buy dessert."

"Listen at that". Kathy, your mom even knows how to get her Mac on. Winch, you're just a sorry, tight Draws wearing...

Can it Carroll," don't be stupid, she was just trying to be nice."

Okay, I'll play along Kathy. So, how did y'all breakfast end then?

Girl, those two are going to church and the whole nine. " Girl, he's turned out to be a congressman."

WOAH! " That's off the hook, Kat!" And your tight lip ass can't even get a good man. Yes, to at least wash your crusty ass feet.

Suddenly, after a brief pause in unity shared, both ladies emerge into childhood laughter.

" Shut up stupid". Also, by the way, Carroll! How's your new man, Mr. Larry doing? Hell, he must be "one in a million sprung," Yes, for him to trust your bad driving ass with his 35,000-dollar show truck bitch."

"Girl, Kathy ...that fool! " Bitch, he's in the palm of my hand. Plus, as long as I feed his ass this Cotton Candy, he'll never go astray.

Showing her a hearty grin, Kathy replies, "You're just a nasty thing, huh Pig?" And, knowing you, he's probably receiving some, non-chartered " S AND M" type filth as well.

"YEAH DAMMIT!" I'm a SHEERAH bitch. Dammit to hell, and queen of the mighty jungle. Real talk Kat. Yes, simply called, "to take a man into ZAHMOUNDA with mine; YOU HEARD ME."

(Both start to sway in their seats in laughter)

Kathy, on the real. "Why are you so picky with all of these men my sister?"

Carroll," All the men that come on to me are bums." They aren't, smooth or else, educated enough to fill my calendar of perfection. Yet, to be honest on this subject at hand winch. Listen, I met one this morning on my way to the gym. And...

"Stop right there Kathy!" Girl, I don't want to hear what's next with your wet dream.

"Bitch, listen?" He's gotten a good report, from " El' Via rah.

Kat." Whom the hell is " El' Via rah?"

"My pussy bitch!" And, she started to itch the very moment, I laid eyes on him.

* Hovering onto their scene, now they notice is " MS. RONDA." A nice middle-aged lady, with grey streaks of colored hair. Yet, she resembles a clear view of MS. Cassie Davis from the Tyler Perry series " House of Payne." Mainly, she now is smiling in awe from their conversation, unknown and eager to jump in.