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CHAPTER ONE

"What the hell is up with you girl, with all those damn stuffed animals in your room?" Girl, when I walked into your room. Bitch, that big-ass green lion, almost scared the shit out of me.

That's my business, you big ass pig," don't hate slut."

" Hey, Kat." What do you feel like munching on this afternoon for lunch? And, before you come out of your garbage can mouth," Remember it's my treat winch."

"Huh, let me think". Well, how about a nice shrimp salad, with garlic croutons?

Laughter takes place.

" Get the hell out of OZ, Wicked Witch!" Because we are going to, I HOP. And, the only seafood you may taste, is me beating the Octopus, out of your long-legged, stuck-up ass with that deformed neck of yours. Kat, you know that I'm rolling with the homeless. And my pockets are very light with lent this morning.
"Girl, you crazy Carroll". Hey look...it's about 9:15 am. Also, the music videos should be on. Listen, turn on the television, and rest your hot ass? Because I'm going to take my shower first.

" See Kat", your ass is selfish. Water head ass, I'm a guest, aren't I?" Plus, where are your manners?"
" Bighead, you're not a guest at all." Listen, you're just like a damn germ, I've tried years to get rid of.
Kathy, for once I will give you that one. You're right and I will be a plague all over your stupid self. Yes, if you don't hurry your tired ass up, I can take mine as well. Cause child, " my funky butt has started to talk back to me." ASAP, if you know what I mean?"

"Yuck, stinky ass HOG!" I can almost smell the skunk from yah! But all jokes aside Carroll, I'll be straight out and don't sit on my couch, leaking slime whore...

" JOKES HUH" Kathy, damn you girl.

*At a glance, for any peeping toms' lust for such a time. Carroll, a five-foot/ eight-inch brick house, to any man's delight, has long flowing hair. She then lays down on the floor and turns on the television. Afterward, hearing a newscast "This is a late-breaking segment ". Yes people, has just come in. Currently, at the " WHITE HOUSE", a bomb threat is acknowledged. Promptly, the Secretary of Staff was just advised," that if this powerful Australian, drug cartel leader was not released from "LOCK-DOWN". Of which happens to be a local federal facility nearby. Such a vast land filled with many acres, consist as well the new laid out foundation, of the up-and-coming business corporation, known as " TOP SHELF ". His criminal name, known unto viewers this day is," JOHNATHON RAD ...sources say...Also, I was told by the Central Intelligence Agency, that they're not to take this lure of aggression lightly. Because they're on the verge of closing in on a time frame, until the actual detonation of some one-of-a-kind, "NUCLEAR DESIGNED THREAT " may take place soon. Presently, in a conference on Capitol Hill. President "OBAMA", has alerted viewers nationwide, as well as the overseer of Lockdown; " Warden Klein." Onsight now, is our own " CHARLES ROT SO", of Channel 17 news. Generously, making a current interview with known crime boss "JOHNATHON RADD."

Simultaneously, as MR. ROT-SO starts to speak to questions concerning MR. RADD', Kathy comes into the living room, wrapped in a long Sponge Bob character towel.

" Kat, once again." Listen, the damn, "WHITE HOUSE"...has become threatened. Yes, those political assholes, need to mind their own business at times. Kathy, every time someone tries to make a living for themselves, this damn world, just won't let it ride.

Carroll, "What the hell are you babbling about?" I'm out of the shower, your turn winch.

" Kathy!" Girl, look at this crazy, OUTBACK fucker here on the tube? Listen, he's one of the fifth-biggest drug lords in the game today. Kathy, his name is something RAD. Plus, his organization has just made a promising, bomb threat on the White House.

"WHAT!" Girl, President OBAMA, is an ole *G* soldier at heart bitch. Yes, with clout to boot. And to be real," he's got gangster mentality". Bump that, he shall get to the bottom of that mess ASAP. Furthermore, Carroll," the F.B.I, isn't nothing nice." And, won't let anything happen, to the "LEGENDARY WHITE CASTLE".

KATHY, you can say what you want. But, these days, Cartels, have their army. Yes, and to blow up the White House, will not be so-called;" trying failure."

PIG, "Stop tripping girl." Your crazy ass behind has made a mountain out of a molehill. CARROLL, this is the WHITE HOUSE, you're talking about. And, if there's even a speck of dust located on the premises*troops are called in.*So, get your stinking ass up off my floor and go take a shower, so we can go. Because it's getting late slop lover.

With a booted expression on her face, Carroll replies, "ALRIGHT KAT".

Oh! And be on point afterward getting dressed, Carroll. Because, after this so-called free lunch you're catering. We have to go to my job, for a couple of hours. Girl, I got to fill in for this new employee position, we've initiated, and my supervisor is on my ass.

* After a brief conversation, the house is now calmed as the gentle sound of water runs, as Carroll tries to finish up with her shower while singing off-tune, and steam envelopes the bathroom. She then cuts the water off and starts her version of the musical," Greased Lighting," Next, getting out onto the nearby floor rug. She then ventures into Kathy's bedroom in search of comfortable wear. Afterward, she's now wrapped in two towels, standing in Kathy's closet, as her body is voluptuous. Although, her breasts are like two melons waiting to be plucked. Next, she commences romping through Kathy's closet, she picks out one of her latest day-wear matches. Yet, she settles for a known outfit instead. Thus, she says, " Now that was worth the wait!"

" HEY KAT!" So, which one of your new creations may I try on?

" Slut, get the hell out of my closet!" I'll be there in a second Pig.

" Okay, hurry up, I'm cold bitch!"

Now, back up Pig! Look, you're not going to wear any of these and, as a matter of fact; " OK wait?" Look, I have some new underwear in the bottom right dresser drawer Carroll. Look, you can get yourself some of those pink ones, I'll find you something to wear.

Okay, Kat." Don't give me none of those, old grandma suits either."

Here "Carroll." What about this one?

"WOW." Now, that one has the gift, grabbing the skins of my buns is just perfect. Hastily, Carroll then laughs and runs from her presence.

Kathy yells, "You're welcome stupid."

Thanks, Kat. " Give me about 15 minutes and we're out, okay?"

Cool pig "HURRY UP DAMMIT!"

" TEAH YEAH!"