Could I burrow your Pencil?

Dad joke for that pencil

"Hey could I burrow your pencil?"

"No and why would you need it?"

" I'm going to draw on the chair"

.....

"I'm marking my territory"

"Yes of course because that makes it all better"

"I know right"

"Do you not know sarcasm when you hear it?"

"Could I at least hold it"

"No you may not"

" Your so mean"

"I'm not mean I'm Alex"

"Who are you my dad?"