space kid

i

2012

"hi i'm ashton!"

"luke."

"well aren't you an enthusiastic person."

"i choose not to be excited about boring things. the world is boring."

"the world may be boring, but the universe isn't!"

"what?"

"did you know that the universe is still expanding, even 13.8 billion years after the big bang??"

"how lovely."

"isn't it? it really is."

"fuck off."