Stoner Stories

Almost Arrested!! Story #1

Can everyone let me know what you think of this story and if i should continue it as a series🤓

Hey this is nicky and yup.! You read it right, this is stoner stories . [{<STONERS ONLY>}]😜💨
So i've pretty much made my room a stoner paradise. I don't usually have friends over but I've decided to start just having fun, crazy experiences in my man cave and tell you guys about it.

//True story// PS. I wrote this stoned😝
So first was my cousin,he was coming over for a weekend from New York. And he is 14 and I'm 15
We were in my room and i brought up smoking and having like a two person party but he at first didn't want to smoke, i was like dude wtf lame ,he said he quit but later he saw the fun i was having and had to join .
So first i was hitting at a one hitter  that looks like a cigarette, but that shit don't get me to where i need to be. So i decided to pack a bowl for this really big sexy green bong i have that gives really big hits that gets me fucked up . So my cousin gets pumped like " FUCK IT LETS DO IT" he grabs the bong , and I light it for him and he prepares the hit being all dramatic with it only gets like half of the fucking thing, and starts coughing like crazy like he was dieing or something. I started laughing thinking how sad this dude is, and took the rest of the hit . He keeps coughing so i turn up the music because our parents were just downstairs . Then my cousin runs to the window and throws up all over the screen . I was like bitch wtf do your motor skills not allow you to open the screen! Then he lays down on my bed and i lay down next to him and we just start talking about crazy shit i don't even remember.
Then he tried smoking again and got super stoned and i think we smoked like 3 grams that night , i was more high than I've been in a while. Then we just hung out and started laughing like crazy at each other uncontrollably and almost peeing ourselves. He kept making these loud ass gagging noises that would bug me the fuck out like he was going vomit everywhere .

Then we decided to go to laser tag. My brother drops us off and we're still faded as fuck. We walk into the elevator and theres some blond mom like in her 40's in there she starts to talk to us telling us her son is in a lot of trouble and she going to beat his ass. It was too funny!  i followed her into the arcade part of the laser tag and her son was like 10 & she didn't end up doing shit . Maybe she played it smart and beat his ass when they got home.😂 Anyways so we go and get tickets for the actual laser tag game . And we have to wait awhile for the next game so we go to play some table hockey😍 its empty but we need tokens so my cousin looks for the token machine but his freaking high as a kite self cant find shit so i have to help him . So we are getting our tokens like not even 10 feet away with my phone and charger on the hockey table because i was bout to charge it and some little fat kid and his pedophile looking dad walk up and try to take the table. Like no this is not about to go down i really would have swung on somebody for that game. But the i walk over with my fake little white acting self and tell them nicely because if i came out with my true self you already know they ass's wouldn't have left .

So then we're playing this game and i see my friend from school she just chilling at a table . So i walk up like "ayye bitch what you doing here "😝 she was like " i be here " i was like "you be here ? U just hang out at a place full of children.?okay enjoy gurl" ..truthfully she sketch af
>Then finally its time for laser tag.
So the reason we wanted to do laser tag of all things was because this place completely trips you out even when your sober. Like fucking pitch black with neon lights everywhere and its like a maze with upstaires and downstairs and your just shooting at people. Soo imagine being high as shit in there! I thought i would go into like survival mode and beat the shit out of someone.
But anyways so we go into this little ass room with like 30 other people all teenagers that go to another high school than me, fuck them i don't know them. So then we get our guns and shit, pick teams , then go in the actual gameroom😎

So i just go full ham and sprint with my cousin to find a place to claim. He's wrecked af so he did more of a gallop . Anyways so we made friends with this group of girls that were the same team as us (purple) but if it ever came to it i would have sacrificed those bitches in a second to save my ass.

And then i get lost I'm all alone and start to bug out a bit and I'm walking down this hallway that looks like its fucking alive. And some boy around my age jumps out and shoots me.
Then decides to insults my life by saying "your team sucks dick" i was caught off guard but told him if he spits anymore devils nectar towards me his parents would die .  His response was "fuck you"
At that moment i had a Thats So Raven moment and i saw the future .. It was him hanging from the ceiling with my name branded on his face. Then me being arrested shortly after . Once i returned from my vision ,I was pissed i mean i got this boy over here testing my patience when i cant even see or walk straight.
So i was like you know what fuck this little Hey Arnold looking kid. Just his presents made me feel disrespected. I was over this whole situation so i left, i was bugging way to hard to deal with this rationally.

Then i finally find my team again and among them was this bigger amazon women looking girl. Fucking godzillas mother was standing before me.
And I'm just with them and we're fucking swatting threw this fucking place killing everyone. Then we come encounter with the same kid from before. IT Must Have Been Fate ! Godzilla girl shoots him and he calls her a "fat bitch" 🙊

I saw Godzilla girl fucking jet to this kid like it was her trigger word and starts beating his ass , knocking him down. And You already know i had unfinished beef with this douchebag. So I'm over there with everyone breaking up the fight and in the process kicking the shit out of him and throwing his glasses into the darkness . But this savage beast of a girl was not playing i was like yes girl connecting with her and shit while we fought this kid,
but we had to break it up so we wouldn't get caught and kicked out.
  But i guess one of the workers heard all the noise. And turned off the game. All the lights turned on, and at that moment i got the fuck out of there! I ran to the little room where you leave your vest. I see my cousin blankly standing there,i tell him what happened and rip off his sweater, i put it on myself then he asks what the fuck i was doing.
My baked head told me i needed a
disguise. Like bitch this isn't Scooby-Doo
Then a worker steps in front of the exit door and says "wait here a minute everyone, there may have been a situation back in the game room ".
My eyes widen and i turn to my cousin
"am i going to jail.? Im to pretty for jail" i said
I was actually scared i knew i could get arrested for assault and under the influence or whatever.
So i had to get the fuck out of there ! We ran back into the game room to find another way out , like an emergency exit or something. We find a door that says employees only and blindly run threw it .  There was an office with no one in it but another door that led to the arcade!  I WAS FREE !And hyperventilating .
Once we got out we vanished. Next thing you know we're outside .I'm standing there trying to catch my breath , heavy breathing and sweating like a gorilla.

So thats the end!🎉 😊if you liked please give me feedback, comment, and follow for more !