Deadpool x Male!Reader

Chapter 2 : The date

By the time you were a student, you were (and still are) great friend with Peter Parker, and are one of the few to know that he's Spider-man. You worked part-time at a hot-dog stand in this park. One day, while you were bored out of your mind, you heard people screaming. Turning your head to the source of the sound you saw something red that looked like Spidey coming to you. Worried you took one of the pliers that was here to take the sausages, ready to defend yourself. The thing, no, the man stopped in front of you. He was injured. You were pretty sure that people can't run with these sort of wound, mainly because they would be dead. The man then said something that will stay in your mind until your last breath :

« Do you have chimichangas ? »

You heard someone shouting « come back here ! » and turned to see Peter wearing his Spider-man suit running your way.

« Arrivederci Spidey ! » the man agitated a handkerchief to Peter. He turned to you and (you supposed because you couldn't see his facial expression with the mask) winked, you felt your heart skipped a beat and you dropped the pliers. « I'm sorry I have to leave you, it was nice meeting a handsome young man like you, see you around babe ! » He then touched something on his belt and disappeared. 

Peter was now by your side.

« Hey ! Did he do anything to you ? »

« No... » you weren't sure about that because you felt something in your stomach, like butterflies, and your cheeks felt hot « who was that ? »

« A mercenary named Deadpool, stay away from him he's dangerous !» Peter said

« Why were you running after him ? » you frowned « except for the fact that he's dangerous... »

« He was fighting with Wolverine, again, and hurt some people in the process, but like I said: stay away !»

« I see... »

« ...Oh no no no ! I know that look, you're not going to search for him right ? Please tell me you're not ! »

You smirked at him while he sighed, knowing that nothing can stop you when you have an idea.

« OK then, two things »

« What ? » you asked, slightly tilting your head

« One, promise me to stay safe !»

« Why yes, don't worry, I love life »

« Two, give me a hot-dog. »

And that folks was how you met deadpool, you then stalk..I mean searched for him with the help of Peter (who said that « Every breath you take » by The Police was now your theme song). You met some of the x-men in the process (and some of the Avengers too !). And after spending time with Wade you became the best friend of the regenerating degenerate mercenary...You know how to choose your friends don't ya ? Your mom must be so proud !

Well that's the end of this fanfiction I hope you enjoyed it, I own nothing except this, leave a comment, bye !

I was kidding, I can't leave you here without knowing what happened on the date, right ? Also this is a personal message to Wade Wilson : if you put your gun on my head again to make me write (even though I was making a joke), I'll make sure you won't eat chimichangas anymore ! Sorry reader-san, back to the story !

After this flashback you saw that Wade had put a tablecloth on the grass with food on it. Sitting in front of him, you saw that he had took his mask off his mouth so he can eat. Thinking about it, you never saw him without his mask, but the scarred skin gave you an idea of the rest of his body. He don't even want to see himself without it, but you're sure that you would love him no matter what.

« Look what I'd took for you babe ! » He took the lead off a tupperware to reveal your favorite food.

« Wade those are my favorites, thank you so much ! »

« No problem ! So now that we're on a date, I'm going to go in a long speech...why're you laughing I haven't even started yet ?! »

« Because you're the merc with a mouth, I'm used to the long speech »

« Whatever, ok everyone get a kleenex box it's « chick flick » time ! So, I wanted to say that you count for me, even if I'm flirting with other people, saying questionable jokes and all, you're the only one for me even if it's cliché to say that. You accepted me, and the others in my head, with you I'm not Deadpool, but Wade Wilson. And you don't seem repulsed by, even if you didn't see much, my appearance...you freak. But you are MY freak and nobody's going to hurt you in any way ! Because if it's the case I'm going to K-word them dead ! Yes even the immortals ! Because I'm soooo going to go yandere on their as.. »

« Wade... » you cut him, tears in the eyes because of his speech.

« Sorry I got carried away, what I wanted to say was three simple words that people want to hear, but don't hear often : JUST DO IT ! » it made you jump

« You just ruined the moment Wilson ! And you scared me... » you pouted

« Sorry it was too « shojo manga » for me and the author is still trying to make jokes, I would take care of that later... » he looked at me with a look that said: I'm going to kill you for making me do that « but seriously, I love you babe ! Now time to eat ! »

You forgot that you were in the park during deadpool's speech. You found your meal delicious, and thanked him again for making it. While you were eating, he got his phone out and maked it play love songs. People in the park just looked at you two weird, and didn't dare calling the police to say that there was deadpool eating face-to-face with a young man who was smiling at him like he was in love (they thought that it was due to Stockholm's syndrom or something like that). You finished eating and « the power of love » by Frankie goes to Hollywood started playing, Wade was looking at you, biting his lower lips and playing with his fingers. You knew what he wanted to ask you and your heart had started beating faster. It was sort of comical, the merc with a mouth at lost for words.

« Babe...W-would you be my boyfriend ? »

You took a shaky breath before chuckling, you approached him slowly, your heart beating faster and faster. Your lips got closer and, closing your eyes, you kissed him for the first time. It was short but it felt amazing, nothing you had experienced before. Leaning back you saw that he was slightly blushing.

«Yes Wade Wilson, I want to be your boyfriend » you smiled

He smirked at that and told you :« One step closer to the marriage »

You playfully punched him on the arm and you both laughed.

'I'll protect you from the hooded claw

keep the vampires from your door

when the chips are down I'll be around

with my undying, death-defying love for you...'