A/N: Sup! Welcome to this pile of confusing trash, if you end up liking this even in the slightest feel free to check out the art I make of the characters on my Instagram MLGGhoul! Thanks and I hope you survive the early cringy shit! -Nicole from 2017
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STARBUCKS: BITCH I SEE YOU ONLINE
TARGET: Damn, chill.
STARBUCKS: NEVER I NEED HELP
TARGET: With what?
STARBUCKS: OKAY SO DONT ASK ANYTHING FIRST BUT
STARBUCKS: I HAVE A BIT OF A CRUSH ON PS
TARGET: HOLY SHIT
STARBUCKS: I KNOW
TARGET: AIN'T THAT SOMETHING, HUH?
[GAMESTOP is online]
GAMESTOP: I came on to inform everyone about how I made it into faze but I'm feeling so attacked right now.
STARBUCKS: OH WOW WELL GET F IN THERE TOO
GAMESTOP: she can't snipe for shit.
STARBUCKS: figured
TARGET: HEYOOOOOO
GAMESTOP: AAAAAAAAA HI
STARBUCKS: when did u 2 get chill tf
TARGET: We realized we have a lot in common.
STARBUCKS: well damn
[PETSMART is online]
PETSMART: I WAS ONLY NINE YEARS OLD...
STARBUCKS: OH GOD
PETSMART: I LOVED SANS SO MUCH
TARGET: This is taking a turn I didn't expect
PETSMART: so did papyrus' neck
GAMESTOP: HOLT SNIJT PS NO
PETSMART: Anyways, 'sup guys?
TARGET: eh nothing really except STARBUCKS...
STARBUCKS: target i kept secrets from people about you for all my life and this is how you'll repay me?
TARGET: Alright then I won't tell her, jeez.
PETSMART: NOW I'M CURIOUS DAMMIT
GAMESTOP: curiosity kills the chat noir
PETSMART: are you jUDGING ME
GAMESTOP: Yeah basically.
PETSMART: OOOOOO BOI I WILL FUCK YOU UP
TARGET: You feel your regrets crawling on your back.
STARBUCKS: Petsmart: Check: She can't dodge forever. Keep attacking.
GAMESTOP: THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS
PETSMART: AW DAMN THE CATS ARE BEATING EACHOTHER UP GTG
[PETSMART is offline]
GAMESTOP: alright spill it what's this secret sb has
STARBUCKS: ILL NEVER TELL YOU
TARGET: She has a crush on PS.
STARBUCKS: TARGET YOUY DICVK I TRUYSTEF YOU
GAMESTOP: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STARBUCKS: SHUT UP YOU MLG NERD
GAMESTOP: f21 will probs ship it
TARGET: YASSSSSS sorry these women have influenced me
GAMESTOP: I could say the same. goddammit f21.
STARBUCKS: nah it's like the other way around
GAMESTOP: true, true...
[PETSMART is online]
PETSMART: AIGHT I'M BACK SAKURA WAS JUST BEING SASSY AF TO TIKKI
TARGET: you named a cat
TARGET: after marinettes miraculous pet thing (EDIT: realized it's called a kwami whoops)
PETSMART: Yes. Yes I did.
TARGET: AY WHERE PLAGG THO
PETSMART: Oh yeah I got Plagg. Tikki is a orange cat though. ._.
GAMESTOP: you guys are nerds
STARBUCKS: i agree with him u 2 r nerds
[WALMART is online]
TARGET: i am offended
WALMART: WHAT A LOVELY GREETING I FEEL SO WELCOMED
STARBUCKS: HAHAHA HOOY SJIT
TARGET: OH HEY THERE I DIDN'T SEE YOU
WALMART: YOU'RE OFFENDED AND NOW YOU'VE OFFENDED ME WHO'S NEXT TO BE OFFENDED
GAMESTOP: I VOLUNTEER
STARBUCKS: WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU WERE SHORTER THAN TARGET
GAMESTOP: I HAVE BEEN OFFENDED AND REMINDED OF MY DARK PAST
STARBUCKS: GUESS WHAT
WALMART: WHAT
PETSMART: WHAT x2
GAMESTOP: WHAT x3
TARGET: WHAT xifuckinghatemathdontdothistome
GAMESTOP: I relate.
STARBUCKS: WHEN TARGET LOGGED ON HE SEEMED PISSED BUT LOOK NOW THIS IS WHY HE'S YOUR FRIENDS
TARGET: damn how'd you know r u hoodini
WALMART: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
TARGET: OH SHUT IT
WALMART: hooman... such a... CUUUUTE!!!!
TARGET: DON'T YOU TEMMIE ON ME
WALMART: WOWIE! I FEEL SO INFORMED!
GAMESTOP: I bet walmart could keep a conversation going with just undertale quotes.
PETSMART: when i played hide and seek with walmart as a kid i hid in this tall patch of grass and he couldn't find me for ten minutes
WALMART: If it weren't for that grass I would've kicked your... IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT GROOTY I WOULD'VE KICKED YOUR BOOTY!
GAMESTOP: SEE WHAT I MEAN
TARGET: WHO WANTS TO SEE A TRICK
STARBUCKS: and u said i was hoodini
GAMESTOP: SHOW ME THIS TRICK
TARGET: FIRST I MUST GET A VOLENTEER TO OFFEND ME FOR A SECOND TIME
PETSMART: remember when you tried sliding down the sides of the highschool stairs and you fell off and starbucks had to catch you before you fell and someone shouted "SHIP AHOY" and you decided to shout "YOU KNOW 9/11??? THIS SHIP IS THE TWIN TOWERS." and everyone fucking lost it
TARGET: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE
WALMART: I'M CRYIG GOLY SHIY WHEN DID THIUS HAPPEN
TARGET: IT ALL HAPPENED ON APRIL 12TH. A DAY BEFORE JOHN EGBERTS BIRTHDAY.
STARBUCKS: ILL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY BECAUSE AT LIKE I DUNNO RIGHT BEFORE I LEFT SCHOOL EVERYONE TALKED TO ME ABOUT THIS SINCE I WAS REALLY FRICKEN POPULAR BUT NOT LIKE BITCH POPULAR POPULAR SO I HAD TO TELL EVERYONE IT'S NOT CANON THE BOYS WERE HAPPY AND I SAW ONE GIRL FUCKING GRINNING WHILE SHE WALKED AWAY SHE HAD A THING FOR ME I SWEAR TO GOD BUT DAMN WAS THAT A DAY
TARGET: I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD SOMETHING TO FINISH GOTTA BLAST
WALMART: GOODBYE bae
TARGET: okay stop
STARBUCKS: HAHA DORKS AWW
TARGET: GOTTA GODDAMN BLAST ZZZZOOOOOOOMM
[TARGET is offline]
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A/N: WASN'T THAT A GOOD WAY TO START THIS OFF
ANYWAYS TO EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOKW WHAT PURCHASE IS...
IT'S A THING I MADE WHERE STORES ARE PEOPLE N SHIT
SO TARGET IS THE MYSTERIOUS RED&WHITE SWIRLY HAIR GUY ON MY INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT (IT'S MLG.LALNA [it's mlgghoul now kk? kk. -nicole from 2017] I HAVE ALL THE CHARACTERS THERE) WALMART IS SPIKEY BLUE HAIR GUY STARBUCKS IS THE GIRL WITH LONG GREEN HAIR WITH WHITE IN IT PETSMART IS THE GIRL WHO WEARS HER HAIR IN A BUN ALL OF THE TIME GAMESTOP IS A MEME-LOVING FUCK WITH GLASSES AND FOREVER 21 HAS BROWN HAIR WITH PINK IN IT OH YEAH SHE WASN'T IN THIS CHAPTER I'LL HAVE HER IN THE SECOND ONE DON'T WORRY OH AND THERE'S TWO OTHER CHARACTERS BUT I'M NOT SPOILING ANYTHING~ ~Meme Queen <3
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RandomA book in which stores have conversations and stuff always just so happens to get sad. Tons of character development, gay shit, fandom references, and sad things. Don't forget about the 'The Adventure of a FaZe Member' crossovers too! "Any warnings...
