I changed my number and called grant pretending I'm the pizza guy
Me: Hello motzaria! (In my best Italian accent)
Grant: what?
Me: oh sorry you ordered ze pizza, ze hot and fried one like you.... I mean like poo, I mean, forget it!
Grant: I didn't order a pizza, sorry wrong number bro
Me: no, no is zis ze grant gustine?
Grant: yup,
Me: then I got ze right number then
Grant: what pizza store is this?
Me: Ze FanBug I think, I don't know
Grant: you don't know where you work??????
Me: ummmm
Grant: are you prank calling me?
Me: no
Grant: really?
Me: (normal accent) sorry I'm a fan........
