Aries: Nickel because you're useful but a lot of people are allergic to your harshness.
Taurus: Sodium cuzz you salty and bitter as hell.
Gemini: Mercury, your beautiful and fun to play with but even one touch is deadly.
Cancer: Oxygen, no one can live without you, but too much of you causes death.
Leo: Gold, your effin useless but your pretty and expensive.
Virgo: Chlorine, deadly to inhale but you kill germs.
Libra: Helium because your a noble gas and make people's voices sound funny when they inhale you
Scorpio: Sulfur because you smell like rotten eggs.
Sagittarius: Radium because you rad but also radioactive.
Capricorn: Titanium because your a strong, badass mofo and there's a song about you.
Aquarius: Uranium because you're explosive and nuclear and terrifying.
Pisces: Fluorine because you're over reactive and always in the water.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomJust another book of the Zodiac Signs. All from Tumblr. (Completed)
