"Hello everybody, todays video will be a little, well, different. I have my sister Amelia here with me, and we're both going to do the patience test to see who is the ultimate Zerker essentially. If you don't know how the patience test works, these dicks pour things on us until we give up. Last one standing wins obviously. Let's get started!" He says, and I smile weakly at the camera. The boys all run through to the kitchen, and me and josh awkwardly wait. JJ appears at the doorway, holding a carton of eggs.
"We'll start you off easy" He says, laughing while smashing an egg on Josh's head. I giggle, and he turns to me. "You're not getting off without it!" He laughs, chucking three eggs at my head.
"Ow!" I yell, they're harder than expected. "Fuck off JJ!" I laugh, he wanders back throw to the kitchen, and I still have egg dripping down my face. Lovely.
Next Harry walks in with what looks like a tin of tomato soup. He pours half on Josh, then half on me.
"Oh my god that's disgusting" Josh yells, laughing at the same time. "So smooth" He jokes, as it slides down both our faces. Tobi out of nowhere runs in with two bottles of water, standing in between us and soaking us at the same time.
"Don't drown me! Oh my god!" I yell, it was freezing. Was my hair ever going to recover from this? Simon pops into the doorway holding Tuna. Fuck off.
"I know neither of you like the-" He starts, but slips on a puddle of water and lands butt first on the plastic. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
"YOU FUCKING MORON" I yelled, laughing my head off. Josh was doing the same.
"Fuck off it wasn't even that funny" Simon moans, carefully getting up. The tuna was all over the floor, and everyone had ran in to see what was going on.
"What happened?" Vikk asked, eying down the floor.
"Simon was trying to be a smart ass, and fell on his ass" I said and burst out laughing again. Simon huffed into the kitchen while everyone laughed and returned with a smirk on his face again. Damn, was that smirk stitched on or what? He had something behind his back, and everyone had went back through to the kitchen, except me and Josh obviously.
"How funny was it, remind me?" Simon asks, what the fuck?
"It was hilarious, minter" I snapped back. Josh was probably confused at the venom in my voice. Simon pulled his hand forward, holding a carton of almond milk, difference here is, I'm allergic to nuts, and he knew that.
It wasn't long before I was having to hold my breath as the milk poured down my face.
"Nah Simon that's not funny, she's allergic" Josh said, standing up and grabbing the carton.
"Oh my god I had no idea!" Simon said, pretending to be horrified at his actions. I couldn't hold my breath any longer, and opened my mouth to breath, unfortunately allowing some of the milk to dribble in.
"Ah, fuck!" I yelled, spitting it out onto the plastic. I ran through to the kitchen and poured myself a glass of water and chugged it down. That could've gone worse I suppose.
"Well that's that video ruined" Josh sighs, clearing his face. "I'm going to wash up, then we can play some GTA or Cards Against Humanity or something. You guys down?" He asks, receiving nods from everyone else. They recorded GTA every second night, meaning they had a video to put up every day. Ethan and Tobi left, and I went in the shower.
I had played Cards with them a few times before, when they were low on numbers. Which didn't happen very often, once I got out the shower I put my pyjamas on and sat on my bed with my laptop. Since I napped during the day I wasn't tired at all, and I was getting bored quickly. I decided to go ask Josh if he needed help with any editing or something.
I went downstairs and opened his door, he was recording GTA. His head turned when he heard the door open.
"What is it?" He asked, taking his headphones off one ear.
"Do you need any videos edited? I'm bored" I asked, sitting on the edge of his bed.
"Uh yeah, if you wait till this race is done I'll put all the clips for a few GTA episodes on a pen drive and do with that what you want" He said, focusing on the screen.
"Sounds good" I say, I lay down on his bed, staring at the ceiling until the race ended. It didn't take too long, and soon enough I was in my room editing away. I was sat at my desk, concentrating when the internet went off. Hm.
I went down to Vikk's room since that's where the internet is all wired up. "Uh Vikk, my internet isn't working, did you unplug my cable or something?" I asked, looking at the router.
"Nope, mine seems to fine" He says. "Uh guys, is everyone's internet okay?" He asked through the mic. He nodded at me, and I went back up to my room to try and see what the issue was, it was definitely plugged into my computer right, so I decided to check the cable itself to make sure nothing had broken. The cable for my internet went up the stairs, so someone could have stood on it or something, but when I see what was wrong, I wasn't surprised.
It had literally been cut, like perfectly. It even had a little smiley face on a piece of paper next to it. Signed "S x" and I've never wanted to hit him so much in my life. But two could play at that game Minter.
I knew exactly where all his cables for his computer, mic and whatever else where. And they just happened to be plugged into an extension cable, right at his doorway. He had probably locked his door, but Josh had the keys to all the rooms. I went downstairs to his room, and asked for the keys. He was on Skype but muted himself when I came in.
"Can I have the key to the attic door in my room? Got some shit I don't want in my room at the moment" I asked. He handed me a little set of keys.
It's one of the attic ones, their all labelled. Don't get molested" He laughs, as I shut his room door. They were all labelled, and Simon's was the one with the label that read "Minter". Bingo.
I very carefully put the key in the hole, and in one fast motion, unlocked it and swung open the door.
"What the fuck are you doing?" He shouts, I just smirk and using my foot I turn off the switch, and the whole computer shut down. "Are you fucking for real?" He yells, standing up from his seat and heading right for me.
"Don't play games, and you won't get played back" I told him with a serious look on my face. He storms past me into my room. "What're you doing?" I ask, as he does the exact same to me. He shuts off all my computer stuff.
"Do you really think you're smart, huh?" Simon gets in my face, I can actually feel his breath on my face.
"You- you were the one who started it" I stuttered, he was making me nervous.
"Stop stuttering. I didn't start anything, and you need to back off" He grabs my chin harshly, forcing me to look into his eyes.
"Okay" I shake, and he pushes my head away before wandering back into his own room.
"Yo Simon what happened man?" Josh asks, walking up the stairs. Simon doesn't even reply before slamming his door shut, mine following soon after. No doubt leaving a very confused Josh standing on the landing.
Hope you all enjoyed!
- Anonymous
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