Yuri- I mean! Yokai Academy

Return Plus Danger

"I missed you, too, Kurumu!" Maka said, hugging back.

"Chill out!" Mizore's voice called out. Suddenly, an ice kunai flew from nowhere and hit her in the head. Then, Mizore could be seen behind a tree, holding three more in between her fingers. "It'll be a cold day in hell before I let you sink your claws into my Maka, you big boob ?." She said (I couldn't for the life of me catch that last word. If you can, post it in a review and I will edit it).

"Shut up, you frozen freak! Unlike you, I'm not always trying to paw Maka! But for the ice knife, it's time to pay!" Kurumu snapped, lengthening her nails.

"Whatever, Kurumu, just keep in mind there's only one woman for Maka and that's me: Her little Popsicle." Kurumu said, making her hands into ice claws.

"First day of school and there's already a fight between the succubus and the Snow Woman." Yukari said ($50 on Mizore!).

"Stop it!" Moka said, walking up from nowhere. "Please, this is no way to kick off a new school year!" She pleaded to her friends (and rival in Mizore's case).

"Moka!" Maka said happily.

"Maka!" The vampire said just as happily.

"I really missed you." The demon weapon said.

"I missed you, too." Moka said, then falling forward.

"Moka!" Maka said, quickly catching her.

"I'm sorry." She said.

"Wait, don't tell me." Maka said, understanding what was about to happen.

"I'm sorry, but I can't help what I am! And what that is is a vampire!" She said, biting her and sucking her blood.

"Oh, man, not again!" Maka whined.

At that moment, Maka was grabbed by a giant group of Freshman girls. "That's the legendary Maka Albarn! The awesome, booksmart badass who beat the security committee last year!" They blue-haired girl who groped Yukari said with stars in her eyes as they all began grabbing her and feeling her up. The same treatment was being given to Moka. The girls were all over her as well, groping her boobs and ass. They eventually carried her away with them (Okay, I think I'm just gonna skip this part for now...).

Later in the classroom...

"Yahoohoo! I'm in the same class as Tsukune again, it'll be just like last year!" Kurumu cheered, swaying back and forth.

"Well, not exactly, because this year, I get to be in the same homeroom as all of you." Yukari said, sitting in front of Saizou.

"It's so nice that we're all together at last." Moka said.

"Yeah, it might make the year easier than ever." Maka agreed.

"Morning, students! I hope you all had an enjoyable break!" A familiar voice rang out.

"Ms. Nekonome's our homeroom teacher this year, too!?" Kurumu said in a delighted tone as the teacher took point beside her desk.

"That's right! Welcome back to Yokai Academy! So let me hear it, class, are we gonna have the best school year ever or what?!" She asked, to which everyone besides Saizou cheered.

Kou then flew on-screen outside of the school. "That concludes the explanatory set-up for any of you who haven't watch the first season or read any of the first 13 chapters, whee~" He said, then was suddenly grabbed from nowhere. "Hey, what the hell are you doing here, whee~!?" He asked the attacker.

Back with the group...

"Maybe things will calm down a bit after the entrance ceremony for all the new students." Kurumu said.