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Nico POV:
We didn't go to the past.
That was good.
Waking up to a screaming Bianca and a running Solace,
Not my type of morning.

Waking up to a screaming Bianca and a running Solace,Not my type of morning

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I imagine that.
I didn't leave my room until I heard my boyfriend yelling.
This was gonna be tough.
"Please! It wasn't what it looked like!"
"Then what!"
"He told me to stay with him!"
"Thanks, I feel so loved." I said while stealing an apple from Bianca's plate.
"Hey! That was my breakfast!"
"You should eat more anyways."
"...Still,..."
"No."
"Ah! Nico, help me! Jason's trying to kill me!"
"You do not sleep with my best friend."
"Dude, I thought you shipped them." Percy said.
"Not unless I sleep with Nico. AND PEOPLE, IT WAS ONE DAM NIGHT!"
"WE DONUT CARE!"
"WE- wait. Did you guys say donut?"
"No, that was Bianca."
"But you stole my food."
"An apple, and you should eat more. Or you'll turn to me."
"I was dead, I didn't eat."
"I was stuck in a jar."
"Well that's unfortunate,..."
"Heh, yeah I guess."
"JASON! COME OVER HERE!"
"Sorry, kill you later Will."
"Arrest you later to."
"Bianca! Let's play Monopoly!"
"Later."
"Please!"
"Let me eat breakfast, then we'll play."
"Yes!"
"And let me tell Hazel."
"Oh, great."
"What's so bad about that?"
"What's Si bad about telling her that will was sleeping in you bed?"
"I'll kill you."
"You can try."
"I'm telling dad!"
"We got no dad!"
"Yes! He's friking underground!"
"I saw him a couple of times."
"I got my own room in there."
"Cool,..."
"They made a Hades cabin."
"What does it look like."
"I was thinking of redecorating."
"Oh."
"Monopoly,..."
"Okay, okay. Just let me finish eating my waffles."
"Where in tartarus did you get those?"
"They just magically appear!"
"Like the plates back at CHB?"
"I dunno, I never at there."
"Yes, you did. When the hunters stayed over on your first year."
"Shut up Jackson."
"I feel so alone."
"Stay outa this Solace."
"I'm leaving."
"Good luck with Hazel!"
"I'm staying with you."
"Okay."
"Bianca, you finished?"
"Yes, now let's go."
"Wanna go to my room?"
"HAZEL! WILL TRIED TO RAPE ME!!"
"WHAT!"
"Good luck Sunshine."
"I hope you survive without me."
"I will."
"YOU SHALL DIE IN TARTARUS!!"
"Why Hazel, though."
"Bye."

I know, it was like "blah blah"
And not enough drama. But I was just lazy and did this.
Bye.
And.
Peace.
Waffles.
Hahaha, I'm getting obsessed with em.
Peace out!

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