Song Parodies

Diet of my Life {Part of your World, The Little Mermaid, Disney}

Look at this flab, isn't it gross?
My diet consists of High corn fructose
Wouldn't you think I'm the man..
Who can't..wear elastic bands..
Look at these chips, truffles and trolls,
How many calories can one gut hold,
You see me pant and sweat and you think, Sure..it's a mental thing!
I've got cookies and cupcakes aplenty,
I've brownies and cocoa fondue..
You want some cookie dough milkshakes? I've got 40.
But my doctor cares..so does the bakery...but I want morrrrrrreee!!!

I wanna see..my toes when I walk.
I wanna reach..reach out to something healty..
Bring me your supplies of..What's that veggie again?..Oh, ugh, spinach..
Strutting the street like you've got a life..
Lifting some weights, jamming to some catchy musiiiic.
Moving my body in some..What's that girly dance again?..Oh, yoga.
Some day I'll walk..Some day I'll run..Some day I'll play some sports in the sun! One day I'll be, skinny and free, thanks to the Diet of my Life!!

What would I gain, to go through the pain, of a complete workout..
What would it take, to drink a shake, with only green veggies..

Can't they understand..
Even with a sweatband..
That I still, crave the sugary goodness.
I must be dreaming...
This homemade cake is streaming..
Ready to muuuuuuuuunch!!!

Ready to stuff some food in my mouth!
Ready to cover and smother some chocolate..syrup!
What's a s'more without marshmallows oozing all over the, plaaaace!!!

Fat Food on my face!
Don't care about flab!
I've got candy and cookies, but no aaaabs!!!
Why can't you see..
I need that sugary sweet..
The real Diet of my...Life...

(Thought of this one in the shower)