Really Bad Thug Life Jokes

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-I started reading the Harry Potter series. I read two books and then stopped reading the series. Thug Life!

-Last night I went to McDonalds. I got the Big Mac when my mom told me to get the chicken nuggets. Thug Life!

-My bedtime is 9:00, but tonight I went to bed at 9:01. Thug Life!

-My dad told me to eat all my vegetables, but I left one bite of a carrot. Thug Life!

-My brother was watching Toy Story. He wanted to watch the credits, but I turned it off anyway. Thug Life!

-I was reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I read The Lightning Thief and skipped The Sea of Monsters to read The Titan's Curse. Thug Life!

-My friend told a funny joke, and I didn't laugh. Thug Life!

Ok. Wow those were terrible. Incredibly stupid. Well then. I guess I am really good at wasting your time.

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