Zodiac- Pick up lines

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Aries- Are you the sun, cause you're fucking smokin'~

Taurus- I'd give up chocolate for a piece of dat ass~

Gemini- You're hotter than Christie Monterio in Tekken 4~

Cancer- Love me please, I'm cute.

Leo- We would take such cute couple selfies~

Virgo- You're p-perfect and amazing and you seem r-really cool we should t-talk more and hang out- now I'm rambling again- just kiss me already.

Libra- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together~

Scorpio- Life is short and you are hot, let's fuck.

Sagittarius- Hey smexy.

Capricorn- Shut up and kiss me....please.

Aquarius- You and me sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Pisces- Do you like snuggling?

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