I'm not insulting the writer of those stories because that is obviously what is expected to happen. I just simply want to make a list of things i hear in just about every fan fic i have read . Enjoy! :)
1. They either had a break up or were best friend before blah blah blah became famous
2. He forgot about the girl
3. The girl is broke and works at Starbucks or McDonalds
4. They are either called Mia or Ariana or Megan
5. Harry's daughter has to be called Darcy
6. The girl used to be a nerd but once the he leaves to live his dream, she has a massive makeover and becomes popular
7. Messy bun's are the only way they do their hair
8. She ends up falling in love with his best friend
9. Your favourite member sings to you even if you are at like the very back
10. Your mother allows to just drop out of school to go on tour with One Direction
11. You bump into your favourite member on the street and you exchange numbers
12. Ed Sheeran is her favourite artist
13. They ask to leave the dinner table
14. She doesn't accept a free meet and greet ticket to One Direction
15. One Direction tweets you and you become best friends
16. She goes to Nando's hoping Niall will be there
17. Niall never ever gets full
18. Zayn can sleep through an explosion
19. "How could you replace me Harry?" sobs Louis
20. Every single one of Harry's smiles is cheeky
21. Louis has a long lost sister
22. She is shot and is in a coma for 2 weeks but wakes up and leaves the hospital the next day
23. He bullied her because he "loved her" cos he didn't know how to express his love for her
24. She forgives him instantly for leaving her or cheating on her
25. He sings a song to his girlfriend asking for forgivness at a concert in front of thousands of fans
26. Louis has enough carrots in his fridge that it makes it sound like hes preparing for an apocolypse
27. One Direction becomes her best friend and suddenly she doesn't talk to her family or friends
28. She hooks her boyfriends best friend up with her best friend and they get married and have babies
29. She wins backstage tickets and becomes his girlefriend
30. She is the only girl at the backstage meet and greet
31. She cuts and the boys don't get suspicious that she is wearing a long sleeve shirt on a 30C degree day
32. Louis calls Harry "Hazza Bear"
33. When he leaves her for X-Factor, he has to delete her number because before they even make it through boot camp, "management" makes him delete his contacts
34. Harry's green "orbs"
35. and their lips "crash together"
36. Louis has a long lost sister which his mother gave up for adoption and he doesn't remember her mum being pregant with her even though he is older than her
37. She goes home with a random
38. Zayn has 823649300 hair products in his bathroom
39. They prank Liam by either taking away all the knives and forks only leaving the spoons in the draw or they put all the spoons in Liam's bed
40. She runs away from her abusive home and the boys just decide to take her in
41. His shirt is so long that it goes to my knee
42. Liam wants to watch Toy Story every second of his life
43. They go to the mall and no one recognises them
44. Ship names immiedietly start trending the moment they announce they are going out with each other
45. She manages to hide her pregancy even though she is 8 months pregnant
46. She always talk out loud without realising
47. "Niall can't be trusted to go to the supermarket because he is going to buy the whole store"
48. All they eat is Nando's
49. They also prank call Simon
50. Liam acts like he is 50
