he + she

BRO ✷ 00

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"[...] let's face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it's not specific to girls. Also, I don't really mean "annoying." I guess I mean that most humans like to try to fuck up your plans. But you could say [...] she wasn't constantly trying to fuck up your plans."

— Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

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H E
pronoun

1. used to refer to a man, boy, or male animal previously mentioned or easily identified.

2. douche dick.

S H E
pronoun

1. used to refer to a woman, girl, or female animal previously mentioned or easily identified.

2. ditzy witch

Reid LaBastille is what Micah Tiller would call a ditzy brain fungus. He found her while he was out on a stroll of urban exploration and like a stray dog she was dirty, alone, and suicidal. He tried to ignore her, tried his hardest to focus on the Spongebob episode playing from his phone. But hearing the word "y'know" repeated over and over annoyed him to take action.

Cause and Effect: an enigma of a girl begins to follow his every move. He's already gotten an bug-eyed, pissed off, ten-year-old sized jackass as a best friend, a cannabis obsessed mother and father who won't give him space and a fashionista who spends most of her time stalking him. This brings about the beginning of the end of Micah Tiller's life. The worst part is not the skeletons in his closet, or even his fear of panda bears. No.

The worst part is the explanation of the word hentai
and his sudden interest in it and this ditz of a girl.

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W A R N I N G

-swearing

-sexual content

-violence

-heavy sarcasm

-self harm

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S T A T U S

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