Stupid Love

chapter one

***One day***

"the incredible Inland Taipan deserves a spot of its own. It has the most toxic venom of any land snake in the world. The maximum yield recorded for one bite is 110mg, enough to kill about 100 humans, or 250,000 mice! With an LD/50 of 0.03mg/kg, it is 10 times as venomous as the Mojave Rattlesnake, and 50 times more than the common Cobra." Woah! So snakes are dangerous? I thought mom will gonna buy a snake for me as a present for my birthday? Hmmm... Oh well.

"I want one, Even its dangerous. Snakes are not dumb to bite their owner. Right brain? Yes. My brain said yes. Yehey!!"

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"Ehem!!"

"Oh, sorry Ma'am, I'm thinking of having a snake as a pet... and my brain just replied to me yes! hehehe..." is Mrs. Rose read mind? I wonder.

"Fortunately, the Inland Taipan is not particularly aggressive and is rarely encountered by humans in the wild. No fatalities have ever been recorded, though it could potentially kill an adult human within 45 minutes."

Hi, ladies and gentlemen my subject today is about animals. I'm a little bit sleepy and hungry. Well last night a man with an armored candy barged into our house. The man seems rude for me because he didn't knock when entering. I guess his parent didn't teach him what manners is. I heard my mom screams but I ignored it. I was busy playing with my toys okay! Suddenly the man broke my bedroom door and pointed a gun at me.

"Miss. Rumie. Are you with us?" Geez.. what's wrong to Mrs. Rose? Of course I'm sitting on my chair. Wait, I don't understand.

"Pardon Ma'am. Rose?"

"Are you listening to me miss. Rumie?" Oh god.

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"How did-- did... you know Ma'am?" She's... a mind reader!!

"What?"she replied. OMG. I knew it! She's just pretending to teach us. But the truth, she's planning on taking our brain as a test subject for her mind reading so that she can finally conquer the world!!

"I knew it!!!" I stand on my seat and pointed my finger to her. "Ma'am you're absolutely disgraceful!! Dream on ma'am you will never ever take our brains as a test subject ever! I'll tell everyone about your evil plan. Hah!!" I patted my shoulder as I proudly smile. Good job rumie.

"What the he'll!?! Miss. Rumie!!" Mrs. Rose screamed. Ouch, my ears hurt. "What are you saying? Are you sick Miss Rumie?!!"

"Shhsss.. quiet." I cover Her mouth. "We can talk secretly about your test subject, but I'm afraid that everyone in the class approves your plan. right classmates?" I look to my classmates.

The room starts to filled with laughter as everyone in the class looked at me while shaking their head. Others is holding their stomach? Is There a diarrhea outbreak?

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"You rock rumie!!" One of my classmate yelled. But I'm not a rock! I'm a human! Are they insane? Is this because of the diarrhea outbreak?

"I'm human not a rock!! are you nuts??" I yelled back.

While I'm busy arguing to my classmates I forgot that Mrs. Rose is behind me. And...by the looks of her face...

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"Go to the principal's office right now Misss. Rumie!!!"

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Breaking news:

A manhunt was under way last night for a dangerous psychiatric patient - who once boasted he was worse than the devil - after he absconded in a busy city centre.