Guess Who's Gonna Be A Dad?

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Jane: *walking around with an unusual lump in her stomach*

Jeff: *le gasp* JANE GOT FAT!!!!

Jane: No you dumbass, I'm pregnant.

Jeff: .........WHAT?!

Ragdoll: HOLY SHIT

BEN: DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Slender: Who's the father?

Jane: Killy.

*Killy walks in*

Killy: Who's calling me?

BEN: WTF DUDE YOU NEVER TOLD US WE WERE ALL GONNA BE UNCLES AND AUNTS IN 9 MONTHS!!!

Killy: I didn't know that. Who's having a baby?

Jane: Me, you idiot. And you're the dad!

Killy: Oh. *faints*

Spongebob narrator: Two hours later

Killy: *chanting* I'm gonna be a dad. I'm gonna be a dad. I'm gonna be a dad. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. I'm gonna be a dad.

Jeff: *laughing his ass off*