Things You Need to Know When Meeting a Dancer

Rule #3

Don't you even think about questioning our fashion sense.

We don't care about what's "in" or "hot" in your world.

We care about what's "in" in our world.

Two separate worlds! Oh my gosh you didn't know you're on a different planet?

So if you see one of us walking around in a ski jacket or sweats or those pants that you think look like trash bags, don't take a picture, don't point and laugh with your friends, humbly recognize that our planet is:

A) cooler than yours

B) way, way, WAY fashionably ahead than yours.

That's right. This is the next fashion trend. So when you'll be sporting these clothes, we'll be on to bigger and better things. What? You don't believe me? Look at the facts.

We had tights first.

We had spaghetti straps first.

We had color-blocking first.

We had glitter and embellishments first.

We started the rule "it only looks good if it hurts." (This one was started 700 years ago. Yeah.)

So just take it from me.

Don't. Insult. Our. Fashion. Sense.

EVER.