"Hala beb, anyare?? Bat ka umiiyak??"
"Yung Kalyeserye kasi...huhuhu..."
"Susmaryosep, Kalyeserye lang pala. Nak ng tokwa, akala ko kung ano na hahaha."
"Shut up, don't make fun of me. You weren't here, you didn't see it. If you had, you'd probably be crying too."
"HAHAHA seryoso ka ba, beb? Naiimagine mo ba ko umiiyak ng dahil lang sa KS? HAHAHA baka si Godo, pwede pa. HAHAHA!! Lintek."
"Ayoko na sayo, you're mean. You should be comforting me right now instead of making fun."
"Uy, sorry na beb. Eto na, eto na. Uy, wag ka na magtampo, sorry na please. Beb naman e. O, so bakit ka nga umiiyak? Si Jake na naman ba?"
"*Sniffs* No, it's just that they showed Lola Nidora and Anselmo's love story, and babe, it's just so sad! They really loved each other, but Lola's mom was so horrible; she beat Nidora and prevented her from seeing Anselmo, and he just kept waitinggggg..."
"Hahaha awww, bebe ko. Alam mo namang palabas lang yun. Tsaka malamang may plot twist pa yun, mahilig manggulat ang EB. Kaya nga Eat BULAGA e."
"*Sniffs* Of course I know it's just a show. It's just that I thought of us while watching young Nidora and Anselmo. I know my parents are NOTHING like Nidora's mom, but babe, there are lots of other things in life that could break us apart. What if we don't end up together like they didn't? What if you get tired of waiting for me? What if our differences are just too big? What if...what if..."
"What if kagatin ko na lang yang pisngi mo? Hahaha aray ko po! Ang lakas nun ha. Beb naman kasi. Napaka imposible naman yang iniisip mo. Lagi mong tatandaan: sa ayaw mo't sa gusto, wala ka nang kawala sakin. Ikaw na ang poreber ko, at hinding hindi ako papayag na di tayo magkatuluyan. Lahat gagawin ko para lang matuloy ang poreber natin."
"*Sniffs* This is why I love you so much, babe."
"Mabuti naman. O, pakagat na, dali! Good boy ako e."
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The Adventures of #KantoRJ and #SosyMeng
FanfictionA series of one-shots about one of the most endearing couples I've ever had the pleasure of coming across in fiction. Co-created with @noodlesbychi and @kebemamma. Check out their stories, also here on Wattpad. Cover photo © Eat Bulaga on Facebook
