seriously kidding

Chapter 1- a shut in

Authors note-
Hi welcome to my book or 'chat log' :)

As always...
1: please no copying
2: I might censor some things so that my works aren't taken down.
3: all opinions on here are made up and may or may not don't portray my beliefs
4: please don't get offended by anything as this is just for fun.
5: if I get bored with my stories I might take them down and start fresh. If you liked the stories message me and I might send you monthly updates on it.

That's it 😁

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you are connected with someone.. say hi!

you: well now what

stranger: cocaine. sex. babies.

you: money. retirement. death

stranger: exactly

you: at least we can agree on something

stranger: lol m or f

you: f

stranger: age

you: what are you

stranger: weird/akwrd lol

you: its 'awkward' dummy :p

stranger: lol 16 u

you: 16. what brings you here

stranger: my dick, u

you: your dick

stranger: 😒

you: i like doing weird things and talking to random people. helps me fulfill that aching

stranger: aching to talk about dicks n shit

you: precisely what nationality are you

stranger: im Brazilian and white

you:i didnt know white was a country

stranger: if i said mixed u wouldve thought i was black

you: you dont know how my brain works

stranger: what do u look like

you: i have 2 ears 2 eyes a nose n a mouth

stranger: lol blond brunette short tall thick skinny

you: fleshy.

why does it matter

stranger: I don't know this is a casual conversation im not trying to plunder your jewels

on the topic what breast size are you

you: i thought this was a casual conversation

stranger: its for science

you: whats yours

stranger: 34 AA

you: SAAAAAAAME

stranger: lol lame

you: well excuse me if my jeans arnt that great

stranger: really what do u look like i want to paint a mental picture of you

you: im white

stranger: lol the depth

the feeling

you seem smart too thats cool

you: im about as deep as your moms vagina

stranger: c sections for the win