LOUIS PLOT TWISTS
1. He wears butt/bum pads.
2. He's actually only five.
3. He takes baths with Zayn.
4. You're married to him and this is all just a flashback, buuuuut he fucks you every night, and ties you down.
5. He is the calm one, Liam's the Sass Masta, Da Ass Tah Rememba From Doncasta, Da Reason Sass Has Ass In It.
6. He's a donkey.
9. He only wears pink.
10. He hates Niall.
11. He's Canadian.
12. He's in The Wanted...and your old gym teacher takes his place in One Direction.
13. He has moobs. (Man boobs.)
14. He drinks Diet Coke, not Pepsi.
15. He gets drunk every night...in a park. Lewl.
16. He collects door handles.
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Plot Twists of One Direction || COMPLETED!!! ||
RandomFunny. And maybe a little creepy on your fangirl side. I had fun making these. :) I hope you enjoy! Hahaha. xx -Liz c:
