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Plot Twists of One Direction

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by SilentButSmart

by SilentButSmart

HARRY PLOT TWISTS

1. Harry's really Mexican.

2. Harry is really thirty-six with fat legs, and Shane Dawson hair.

3. He sings the "OW" in Heart Attack.

4. He is dating Paul secretly.

5. He gave Niall his aeroplane necklace---like in Fanboy. Because Narry is real, and they're dating.

6. He has stage fright, and it's really that Antonio kid from that High School Musical play episode, from Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

7. He curls his hair every morning.

8. He really does walk to school every morning in the rain.

9. His older sister is you and his mom is your grandma.

10. Harry writes the DNA (album) songs...for Lux....

11. He fucked you last night in your sleep.

12. Harry masturbates while looking pictures of you...ha...ha...hehe...ha.

13. Harry throws his pee at everyone at soundcheck, not water from his waterbottle.

14. Harry is a unicorn.

15. HARRY IS A PENGIUN NAMED STAN AND HE'S TWO INCHES TALL!

16. Harry's a girl who's a hooker.