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Lizard Warning

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by shxnji

by shxnji

<Cecil is online>

Cecil: Attention, citizens of Night Vale! I just got a report from our new intern-Samson-that there is a lizard warning at 4 A.M. from Saturday to Sunday.

<Intern Samson is online>

Intern Samson: Cecil, I think I might have made a mistake... I think it's supposed to say blizzard warning, not lizard warning.

Cecil: A blizzard? What's that?

Intern Samson: A snow storm. You have those here in Night Vale, right?

Cecil: Readers, Samson obviously isn't from around here. Forgive his odd vocabulary. Blizzards obviously do not exist!
Could you get me a coffee, please, Samson?

<Intern Samson is offline>

Cecil: Thanks.

<Cecil is offline>