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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FANDOMS
DAN HOWELL
&
PHIL LESTER!
(2009)
VS.
DAN HOWELL
&
PHIL LESTER!
(2015)
BEGIN!
2009!dan:
You think you're so special but we
LITRALLEY started phan, with
A notice, a Skype call, and a
"Hi my name is [dan]."
2015!dan: woah woah woah,
Excuse me, bitch,
but I think you've got it wrong!
We made a book,
Living dreams!
And did you know
you're basically a walking meme?
2009!dan; Basics? You wanna
Speak basics?
Okay, fine.
You wrote a book, sure, but so did everyone else!
You're not that creative, and you still
don't wear a belt!
2015!dan; oh my god, are you
kidding me?
I wrote a fic where Phil sucked my neck/I'm Phil Trash #1, m8,
you just got shrekt.
2015!phil; Stop! We mustn't fight! We're equal, the same,
There's no need to fright!
2009!phil: You know,
He's right, we should really
Just stop it, now.
Although, let's be honest, we're the better side, you know.
We've got game, we started the lame,
And, we've got the Valentines video in place.
2015!phil: Okay, listen here,
You innocent prick!
That thing is done, it's gone,
And you're kinda being a dick.
You think you're so clever cause you started this thing,
But please, take a seat,
We're more known as powerful, you see.
2009!dan: Powerful?
We're power-couple!
It may not be real, but they don't
decide that!
We're it, we're in, we're hotter than you!
So why don't you go back to being fake celebrities.
2009!phil: boo!
2015!dan: Alright, that's it.
Come at me, m8!
Sure, you'll be hottest lad,
But, hon, you're too late.
...And Phil,
Literally, shut up.
You're not funny,
you're irresponsible,
And you're shipped with your bffl, buddy.
2015!phil; You know, he's right.
You'll lose that hair,
You look like a cat,
And, well...
2015!dan: you're being a fucking twat.
2015!phil: 'bout'a pop you in the shnaz.
2009!dan; don't you mean glabella?
2009!phil; and since when do I say shnaz?
2009!dan; and let's remember the way your hand does that spaz.
You're not very clever,
And your only ship is us!
Why don't you walk in that London street and stand in front of a bus.
2015!dan; kill myself? Please,
That's more of your job.
And here's a little bonus;
I've got a ship named with Dick.
2015!phil; and it's together
by Nick Jonas.
2009!dan; whatever,
We're done.
You're old and we're young!
We've got our life ahead,
so back off, lad!
And by the way...
This was the most fun I've ever had.
OOH- KINDA TRASHY, BUT
WHO WON?
WHO's NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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