1. Take out his bun
2. Cause him to do the splits
3. Speak in third person whenever he's around
4. Beat him in the arena
5. Steal his pants
6. Force him to stay behind and get captured in the fire nation capital.
7. Put make up on him
8. Call him the pebble
9. Make him be announced as the pebble
10. Still his money that he won
11. Tell him he disappointed his father
12. Tell him he is a disgrace to all avatar potential earthbending masters
13. Call him rocky
14. Find out his real name and tell everyone you know
15. Give sokka his home address
16. Give sokka his messenger bird back
17. After completing 17 have sokka write him fan mail!
18. Have sokka write him fan mail after he has drank cactus juice
19. Making him crash into the hippo
20. Paint his nails
21. Steal his arena uniform
22. After he somehow wins the underground championships steal his victory belt
23. Show him the rock
24. Tell him that in a parallel dimension you are the rock
25. After completing 24 continue on by saying but in this world you are not the rock you are just the pebble
26. Throw pebbles at him
27. Ask him to metal bend
28. Tell sokka that the boulder has promised to make his life's misson to find his space sword.
29. Use gluebending to bend his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore.
30. After doing number 29 please proceed to tell sokka that now that the boulder is no longer able to bend he needs sokka to teach him his awesome ways of the non bender
31. Cut of his bun and give it to sokka
32. Glue bend him so he is attached to sokka
33. Offer him gold then never give him the promised gold
34 after doing numbers 15-17 have sokka break into the boulder's house to steal the belt for his matching bag.
35. Call him scrawny
36. Make fun of his sometimes conflicted feelings
37. Perform time bending and force him to fight sud
38. Perform time bending and make him prince wu's body guard
39. After 38 have toph beat him up again( i mean old gray yet still awesome legend of korra toph)
40. Lock him in a room with azula
41. Make him fight king bumi
42. Trap him in the cave of two lovers with wu using time bending
42 trap him, wu, sokka, and the hippie minstrels in the cave of two lovers
43. Have him figure out a way to convince toph to open the metal box you know who are trapped in
44. Steal his candy
45. Make him slip on a bar of soap sending him spirally down a staircase onto a cart and crashing into cabbage mans cabbages
46 After doing number 45 proceed to make him pay for cabbage man's cabbages
47. Make both sokka an foamong mouth guy follow him around everywhere
48. Have aang temporarily take his bending away so him and sokka can have a one on one fight
49. Burn sokka's ransom note autograph so he is forced to sign his name on somethings else for sokka
50. After doing 49 do it again and again and again! It won't be long before sokka makes him totally snap!!
Oh my god. I did it. I actually made 50 ways to piss of the boulder. I can't believe it. I'm in shock right now. Okay umm so this chapter is dedicated to crazykittywriter !! She's awesome read her stories and keep the requests comin people!! I love you all!!!!
