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PEWDIEPIE AND THE BURRITO

THIS IS A VERY WEIRD ONE SHOT OF PEWDIEPIE AND WELL A BURRITO. AND WELP...THATS ALL I REALLY HAVE SO  BYE FOR NOW.            

Pewdiepie was walking home from a long day of working. Man, being a hot dog stand person thingy really is hard work.Pewdiepie quickly fell over. It was love at first sight really. His eyes fell on all of her beauty. From the tortilla to the cream cheese,he thought she was perfect. "Hello,my name's pewdipepoppip." Pewdiepie but was about to say his name but instead started beep bopping. Pewdiepie soon transformed into the dankest rapper ever. He was now called W&W. He started beep bopping  like crazy. He was making a mixtape and it was on fire. He had black joggers with gold chains on his with three pairs of sunglasses. The burrito was into it so it soon transformed into a dank burrito. The burrito was also wearing chains and sunglasses. She was doing the background music. She was kinda acting like the a DG only dankier. At that moment Pewdiepie soon realized he found the one. He soon stopped beep bopping and turned to the burrito. "Burrito,I love you" he said and tried to kiss it,But the burrito soon extended its burrito hand and shushed him. "I know, but I came into your life and for one reason." It said. "What's the reason then?" Pewdiepie said sadly. "You need to sell me... To a fat Hispanic man, so you can get a lotta cachhhhh money and finally go get that Lamp shade you've always wanted." It's said hopping over to Pewdiepie. "Bu-" Pewdiepie started but the burrito shushed him. "C,mom lets go." The burrito said. And with that Pewdiepie sold the burrito,got a lotta cashhhhhh, quit his hotdog stand job, and bought that ugly lamp shade he's always wanted.