The first day of turnips

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One day there was a lady dressed like a dolphin walking down a dark residents home. The lady was was going to order gourmet flies with seasoned rabbit. Later that mid afternoon she went to a shakes Speer Star Wars convention class to learn how to eat Star Wars lightsaber carrots *hiccup* . She went to visit her best enemy who was the owner of Starbucks meats. Then she had a panic attack because her hair was curly when it was supposed to be a straight hair day, quickly a near by porpoise called 911. The ambulance showed up and brought her to the banana volcano. Because where she lived they believed that throwing her into the volcano would heal her, so they threw her in and she died butt hen she became a god.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 12, 2016 ⏰

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