My Young Asian Love Story (Satire)

The hoe.

They day after we lovingly ate lunch together, I learnt this ugly hoe named Ella liked him and I wanted to kill the bitch. He was my unsexy Asian lover and she wasn't going to have a chance with him. I put a rice bomb in her bag that I learnt to make in chemistry, so she would get the message to stay away. The next day she didn't come to school because the rice bomb tore her left leg off in the explosion. I thought to myself how much of a lovely bonus it was to have that happen....