My Young Asian Love Story (Satire)

Lunch! <3

We sat in the cafeteria with hot steamy microwave noodles as my parents tried to FaceTime me about homework and becoming a doctor. I quickly declined the FaceTime request because they know I prefer Skype and I continued slurping my noodles and gazing into his distracted eyes. I realised I need him in my life, and me, as he stared deep into season 5 episode 3 of Naruto in 1080p HD quality. Watching him occasionally suck up a noodle into his extremely chapped lips made me wet again, and wish we could study together for biology in my bedroom. He abruptly got up and walked away without saying goodbye, because season 5 episode 3 of Naruto in 1080p HD quality had finished. I watched him walk away in a daze....