VICERYLLE(SPG)mr.mapusok meet ms.marupok.

Chapter 1

Sa bansang los angeles, Kung saan madami ang nawawala. Makikita ang pinaka kilalang at sikat n sn magazine company.

Mga kaganapan sa loob ng sn.
May meeting ang nagaganap
Isang lalaki ang ang nakatuayo sa harapan nang isang 60" flat touch screen t.v. habang pinaguusapan ang kanilang bagong gagawing magazine.

Vice: "okay, let's see where we are. We could move this, get rid of that, kill that. That kind of freaks me out. Don't need here. We can get rid of that. That's done."

Pagkatapos ayosin ni vice ang some detsils sa tv.

Vice: "okay we could start with this" - habang tinuturo ang picture sa tv.

At lahat nang members sa board meeting room ay ready n, at handa nang makinig sa kanilang strict boss.

Vice: "I know it's hard, hitting piece,but come on, you guys, it's the Internet. We need traffic,traffic,traffic.
what do you get?" - tanong ni vice sa mga member.

Girl: how about this? - she send the sexy pictures to vice.

It's perfect- vice said in sarcastic tone.
Vice: now, doesn't she look smart and knowledgeable about immigration reform?"- he talking about the picture na nasa tv. Isang babae n Naka sexy maid outfit habang nakaka pa sa sahig habang may mga panlinis n malapit sa kanya.

Yeah- all members said

vice: "yeah,yeah . She does right? I'm fucking with people. This isn't a porn site. What are we,needs trying to look at boobies?"- pangangaral nya sa mga employado nya.
Vice: come un, keep looking.

Ring...ringgggg. bogsh (natapon lng naman ni vice Yung coffee cup n may laman at tumapon sa kanya.)
Ringgggg
Vice: shit!,hello? - sagot nya sa phone.

Karylle: hey! Baby where are you? Are you still at work?- tanong nya sa kausap habang naglalakad sa kausokan nang manila mausok street.

Vice:no! Not even close.

K: just so you know,the movie start in 10 minutes.

Vice: I know! Give me your pants.- habang may kausap sya sa phone inutosan nya ang isa nyang employado si sam.

Sam: what?

Vice:I'll buy you lunch tomorrow.come on .
Sam: no

Vice:I'm your boss.give me your pants.

K: please try not to be late I really hate missing the beginning.

Vice:I know,I know. Give me your pants.- pag uulit nya n utos kay sam.

At habang tinatanggal ni sam ang kayang pants,ang iba naman n tao sa loob ay na nunuod lang sa mga kaganapan.

Vice:I'm coming baby. I'm almost there.- Sabi nya habang tumatakbo Kung saan Naka park ang kanyang car.

K: how far away?- Sabi ni k habang nakatayo sa tapat nang theater room.

Vice:I think I see you. - pagsisinungaling nya habang sumasakay sa kanyang car at pinaharotot ayad.

K:where are you? I'm here
vice: so am I? So many people.- pag rereklamo nya.

K: I'm wearing the only clothes outside the theaterrrrrr.because I'm the only person outside the theater!- pagpigil n galit nya.

Vice:"I love that outfit. You look so sexy in that." -Sabi nya habang nag mamaniho. Bogsh pagsara nang car door."

K: you know that I love this movie. If a prostitute and a ruthless businessman ran fall in love. Hayyy -pag buntong hininga nya. Habang nagpipigil n sigawan ang kausap s phone.

Vice:I know this mean a lot to you,which Means it means a lot to me."
-Sabi nya habang tumatakbo.

K:well apparently it doesn't.

Vice: I'm looking at you right now. I can see you!

Karylleeee- someone shout.

K:hey!- at Lumapit sya kay ding dong. (Yes si ding dong)

DD: hey

K:you maid it

DD:yeah.

K: hi.!- Sabi nya Pagkatapos nyang bigyan nang peck kiss si DD.

DD: sorry I'm late

K: it's okay. I got us sandwich. I got you turkey, no cheese, gluten free and free bread.- Sabi nya habang binibigay ang sandwich kay dong

.DD: you sure this was prepared in a nut free facility. -he said in serious tone.

K: naman aware at Alam b Alam ko Yung mga allergies mo.
Vice: hey I'm here! I'm here.im really sorry.
Solen:WE MISSES,YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND SONG.
Vice: okay. Only one song.thats not so bad right?
Solen:IT WAS your body is a wonderland.
Vice: well the good news is, he has so many good ones.
Solen:HERE'S AN IDEA: next time,instead of being late,just shit on my face. Cause that's kind of the same thing as missing your body is a wonderland.
K: okay , Tara n kaylangan n nating pumunta. Julia Roberts is about to put on her tall boots.
at nagumpisa na syang mag lakad pa pasok sa theater room
but DD stop her by pulling her hand.

Abangan.......

Kala nyo nag kita n sila ha. Hindi p.

Kaylan b sila magkikita abangan .
Bakit nga b hininto ni DD si K?
Ano ang mangyayari kay vice at Solen? Pagkatapos nilang magtalo.

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